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married cishet white guy computer programmer but worse somehow

let's go mets, baby, love da mets

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Of course thats your contention. Youre a 1st year programmer. You just got finished writin some REST backend, node.js probably. Youre gonna be convinced of that til next month you get to Rob Pike and then youre gonna be talkin about goroutines and message passing and how concurrency isnt parallelism

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Please donate to donate to Rana's family. I'm focused on this for right now (and donating, despite what you may have heard about it) gofund.me/b4fae9be

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as is often the case my primary contribution to "barf bowl" discourse is that raising children sounds disgusting

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The light in this one makes me happy! 🎨 All Our Hopes, oil on Arches oil paper, 6”x4” Available (ships when dry, approx 2 weeks): tishamark.com/shop #art #painting #ArtShop #bsnm

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A tournament arc is what you get when you admit you're fresh out of ideas for where the series should go.

look - I'm receptive to both "no, it's gotta be him" arguments and "he's gotta step aside" arguments. not to be wishy-washy but both arguments have merit. "then we do a tourney" is OTOH flatly hilarious. yeah that'll go great. there will much much unity in the wake of the electoral deathmatch

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The Kiwi, a distinctive late midcentury condo complex just outside Chicago in Evergreen Park, completed in 1967. Commissioned by local builder Carl Stocklose, the condos were advertised with the tagline "Want to live luxuriously?". The curving balconies recall prewar Streamline Moderne architecture.

the secret to winning a blitz primary is making sure the person pitching can consistently throw strikes

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Dem weirdos dreaming up tournament-style solutions to Joe Biden being the nominee and Catturd-grade reactionary types crying about cheating in the French election have one crucial thing in common, which is that they transparently lack the emotional maturity and patience required to be sports fans.

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tbh libs siding with socialists over nazis is a brand new development and we should celebrate it

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Congratulations, you are now a gnome

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$5 says no swing-state denizen sees any messaging about this

The governors of a dozen Republican-led states — AL, AK, FL, GA, IA, MS, OK, SC, SD, TX, UT, WY — opted out of a new federal food assistance program, leaving about 9.5 million students without the aid this summer

Republican-led states are blocking summer food benefits for hungry familieswww.usatoday.com Money for food is especially tight for families in a dozen states where Republican lawmakers declined to accept federal food assistance.

Democrats can grab the post-truth media landscape by the throat by having celebs badly dress up like Biden and insist it's really him no matter what anyone says. going along with it becomes a fun game where we all play a part at the expense of the people watching us do it, like a national SNL skit

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American people had to invent a French parody of the “sickos” meme because France does not have a way to discern sickos from the general population

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#birdbot

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Please help this is the last day I’m going to ask because I soon need help with groceries

Also if anyone still wants to help out any with my sons birthday that’s soon 😅 I’m disabled and trying to give him a good birthday but this year has been financially really hard just keeping afloat. It would mean everything to me. Cashapp: cash.app/$coffinmistr... PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf

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shout-outs to my in-laws for correctly predicting that i would enjoy the show fringe

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so I just got sharked out of a pretty lucrative gig that I was relying on to carry me for the next two months. I hate to ask but can y’all kick me a few bucks so I can make it through the rest of this hellmonth long enough to find another gig? CA: $amiyatzin Venmo: @amiyatzin

very cool! I was just ratfucked out of $1000!

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my name is beatrice codswallop. eleanor woolgather. legally my full name is ambergris renegade, but my friends just call me gris. yeah its nice to meet you. the names octavia wintermelon. constance wang-peterson. oh yes allow me to introduce myself. my name is margarine portions

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kum & go: i am the most crudely named gas station this gas station: ahem

This might be the wildest gas station name ever 🤣🤣🤣

actually "every white cis person goes through a liberal phase" is a hurtful stereotype

the thing about the people standing athwart history yelling stop is that they don't really get new bits

they are re-litigating "stem cells in medical research" these fuckin george bush ass mother fuckers

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Kathy Hochul bravely defending the rights of New Jersey drivers to kill New Yorkers under their irresponsibly huge trucks for FREE because why come to the city and drink and then take the PATH home when you could just murder people

do we think this guy from New Jersey would have driven his pickup truck to Manhattan to get drunk had there been a $15 congestion pricing fee in place?

NYPD: NJ man charged with drunk driving after 3 killed in July 4th LES crashgothamist.com Responding officers say they smelled alcohol on the driver

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Rare event! Competing heat domes in the Southeast and Southwest US crank out two huge all-time record highs. Palm Springs 124 and Raleigh=Durham 106 with a heat index of 118! Las Vegas is forecast to break their all-time high this weekend and even Death Valley may come close.

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there's a lot of nostalgia for forum culture but honestly i think we need to get back to this

the democratic equivalent of project 2025 is a whiteboard someone wrote "WOMEN?" on too long ago to erase fully

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Next goal is $5000. Thanks to everyone helping to spread the word and to everyone who is contributing. donorbox.org/support-the-...

An update on where we are: $1845 gross donations 65 total donors & about 25 new monthly donors It looks like over $650 will be recurring monthly donors!! This is such a good start! Thank you to everyone who has joined in support! donorbox.org/support-the-... Let's keep it going!

Donate to Palmetto State Abortion Fund | Palmetto State Abortion Fund (Powered by Donorbox)donorbox.org Right now, abortion is only legal in South Carolina through 6 weeks of pregnancy, before most people even know they are pregnant.How Much Does an Abortion Cost?A medication abortion in South Carolina ...

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more GameBoy Camera art from the Louvre: “Liberty Leading The People” by Eugène Delacroix

a series of glitch art versions of famous works, photographed in the Louvre with a GameBoy Camera. will be posting one of these a day for the next few days. first, The Death Of Marat by Jacques-Louis David

based on how people were reacting i had assumed this contained something new

For the people who don’t have time, here’s your Readers Digest version. You’re welcome.