An Evan

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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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i just want everyone to know that 'Prime Minister' in welsh is 'Prif Weinidog' (tho it's pronounced 'preev wayneedoc')

Feeling the dumbest person on earth for not requesting today off

Greetings from the kiddie pool!

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Reminder that fireworks are for indoor use only.

I hope everyone is enjoying their July 4th sales event

Today’s the day to have my annual Dr. Pepper

lol You should def vote. I don’t even view as endorsing a candidate so much as destroying the vote of some other asshole

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Saturday morning cartoons used to go hard. Check out the first five or so minutes of this show I used to watch. m.youtube.com/watch?v=dNTY...

Kissyfur:Bear Roots (Pilot Episode-1986)m.youtube.com The first episode from the classic 80s television series called "Kissyfur"!In this episode they show us, how it started all, we know what happened to Kissyfu...

Got a watermelon that was way too big to ever fit in our fridge even if folks eat a ton so I might just leave it out for the woodland animals

Haven’t done a flower check yet this year

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tell the haters i said we’re having fun and laughs here on bluesky dot app

People are saying Bluesky doesn't have a sense of humor? Time for me to crank this bad boy up!

We're going to have to cram it into the next five months, gang.

If I'm going to survive a global pandemic and a recession and we are running headfirst into fucking fascism then goddamn it, I want a DECADE of decadence and hedonism first

People are saying Bluesky doesn't have a sense of humor? Time for me to crank this bad boy up!

here's a square who just learned how to whistle neat!

Sure get Kamala up there, why not Did anyone for a second think he was going to finish an entire next term anyway?

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Thank you, Mr. Timeline Arranger Guy.

Reminder that fireworks are for indoor use only.

I just want to grow old enough that I can listen to all of my favorite songs and cry bc they’re so good.

Just another sanity check for me: it’s all good to question whether Biden can steer the ship but the other guy >>FAMOUSLY<< slept in, didn’t read reports and watched TV all day

Big old NOPE from me on that one champ

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be" www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"www.mediamatters.org

New Bug Club on the way. Blessings thebugclub.bandcamp.com/track/lonsda...

Lonsdale Slipons, by The Bug Clubthebugclub.bandcamp.com from the album On the Intricate Inner Workings of the System

here's a bumble bee at an observatory trying to discover a new comet

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the conservative theory of law in one headline

Everybody brace yourselves cause he’s totally going to shake that NY conviction now.

Lulling myself to sleep by mentally sinking into the deepest depths of the ocean based on hunting grounds and picturing the animals in little hats

What’s your favorite song/album from 2020-2022 right now?

There’s no way to threaten these people in the same way that, say, you could get officials to change a library budget after a massive outcry— and that is the problem with the situation we’re in now. The justices are too isolated from the people by power structures— and they’re there till death!

So, today's decision has even LESS support than Dobbs: www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-i...

Today was dumb and I’m not here to make it better

here's a penguin wearing a three story tall top hat— wow!

It’s going to be 104° on Saturday??! Fuck off!