i'm just patrick, deep down

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i'm a marathoner now i guess

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just gotta run this package past Shawshank real quick...

celebrity sighting

youtu.be/FYeJ14yWIro?... just so ridiculously soothing

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here's money, go dot gif

They're the Matrix's version of Succession Merovingian is Roman and the Analyst is Kendall

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[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands

MUD VOLCANO WRESTLING TOURNAMENT hashtag Burnbuckle

*writing on a chalkboard* VOLCANO$

whistle hog

so is this a nat 20 or 1

'Cellulose nitrate was used to make dice from the late 1860s until the mid twentieth century, and remains stable for decades. Nitric acid is released in a process called outgassing. The dice cleave, crumble, and then implode.' Deception, Fate & Rotten Luck by Ricky Jay and Rosamond Purcell

badonkawronk

Let us never forget: Kansas City has a Tyrannosaurus model that was assembled with it's butt on backwards. Wife for scale

I DID NOT CARE FOR REGENCY EITHER

I don’t want to live in the Regency Era but I do relate to seeing a new ribbon in a village shop window and thinking “this could fix me”

Guatemalan food truck hell yeah

oooooh I bet it's a nice notebook nope no it is not that

honey, I'm going to say this once and hopefully that's the end of it: "jesus fucking christ, Don" start of cleaning out my deceased father-in-law's house

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I don't think ppl grasp this when they indulge this histrionics demo. Whoever the Dem is will run against the most unpopular public figure of our lifetimes. He is arguably the worlds most loathed human being. You lot losing the plot are smoking crimes if you think age matters more than despicability

Oh god, I have to knock doors in Glendale again I hate Donald Trump with the fire of 10000 suns

The inside out characters in my head

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Fucking centrist dipshit

Explosive reporting in Le Monde confirms what was apparent all week: Macron resisted the emergence of anti-far-right front after round 1. His PM, Attal, forced it as a fait accompli, & pressured for drop outs to block RN. Even then, Macron made some phone calls to undercut it.

Législatives 2024 : entre l’Elysée et Matignon, tensions sur le front républicainwww.lemonde.fr L’attitude à tenir face à la montée de l’extrême droite a profondément divisé Emmanuel Macron et Gabriel Attal. Leurs stratégies, parfois contraires, se sont parasitées avant le second tour des électi...

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it's kinda why i haven't stopped running for 18 months i don't know if it's to keep ahead of it or head towards it

Seems cruel that being real fuckin sad has given me a weeklong case of needs-coffee-brain but also had made my stomach too queasy to drink coffee 🫠

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Trump can make the thugs willing to do his bidding immune to federal prosecution. Not to bullets, though.

I don't understand this point. Trump can just pardon them.

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SHOTS FIRED

IMNA GETCHOO

some of it, yes

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the run was disgusting but this, this was not

SHREK IMPACT

Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better Shreks, Lies, and Videotape

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customer: hello one fireworks please fireworks store: first question, do you respect your neighbors customer: hahahahaha fireworks store: hahahahaha ok right this way

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Hey look, the Times is starting to realize what game they’re about to play!

*emergency staff meeting at condom company* yes, GlitterMagnums were a mistake i see this now

Yeah every unwrapped one I’ve seen looks so dingy and every wrapped one has been full of cringe aesthetic choices

goddammit

“Are you still a believer in America? Because at seven, it’s marginal, right?”