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I would add, in the lower left corner with no other context, the word "blockchain".

If I could do it over I would also change it from "women will like you" to "Elon will like you"

"Elon himself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome."

Alas, they are mediocre.

"women* who like Elon will like you" *specifically, Elon's mom and Linda Yaccarino

I cannot believe yaccarino likes anything about Elon anymore, I think she did not realize what a shitshow she was about to hitch her wagon to and is now just trapped and has to smile through it

Could anyone, at this point, still join shitter without knowing what a massive dumpsterfire it is? I doubt it.

I don’t know how they would target new users at this point everyone has come and gone and the people who haven’t ever signed up are pretty likely to never do so. Tiktok and IG are probably where all the new users are at this point. No newly minted 13 year old is gonna go find Twitter lol

Nah. She’s grown and can leave any time 🙄

No it would become too perfect

“If you die from a pressure implosion your soul will live on in the blockchain”

maybe we should... could be fun

😂

i'd replace "gold" with "crypto" feels like that's more on-brand

Chain a block to your cybertruck to make it sink faster!

For some reason this is what my brain thinks of

"Your apes are still worth millions there."

Don't forget the "Honorary Oceangate" bumper sticker

As a woman, can testify I like people driving their cybertruck to the Titanic. A+

"It accepts DOGEcoin"

You’ve jumped to Threads.

I also had a post go viral the other day , but it’s done absolutely nothing for my crusade for a Ben and Casey Affleck led revival of The Voyage of the Mimi.

Casey is going to be a hard sell

Hahaha! My friends and I talk about this all the time! Okay, over a couple of email threads and gchats over the past 20 years. It’s why I know that sadly, the original Mimi was junked and couldn’t be salvaged by the time people found out. Anyway, I am all for this reboot!

Nice of him to try to credit me!

Pretty cool.

I’ll let you know when I see it without credit. (Probably in a couple of hours.)

It’s cool. I’m not on here for clout 😸

It’s bigger than you now ;)

"the libs don't want you to"

cybertruck will serve briefly as a deep submersible

One way, but why sweat the details?

UnsinkableCoin

MollyBrownCoin

The orcas will totally help you out!

Is this how I mine for bitcoin

I need a map of subAtlantian recharge points.

Find out the truth

Sorry, salt water voids the warranty

do your own research

BRING PS2 CONTROLLER

Rebranded as Tesla Cybercontroller, needed to override full autonomous driving (it does not override full autonomous driving).

You left out it will earn you crypto currency.

Doing big bsky numbers numbers baby

Just glad to share this important message!

That is amazing.

Own the libs! Save Jack!

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