Blue Heron Farm: I think it's nice that you can turn your cybertruck into a hearse with this simple hack.

I think it's nice that you can turn your cybertruck into a hearse with this simple hack.

No Need To Book a Hotel This Summer. The Cybertruck Camper Has Your Backwww.autoevolution.com The Tesla Cybertruck seems to be one of the most versatile vehicles out there when it comes to camper conversions. And here is one more!

Just pre-program the coordinates to your local mortuary before you seal yourself in for the night. Congratulations! You saved 50 bucks on a motel!

No need! Tesla products all function as individualized crematoria upon gentle impact.

Dammit I should have read the comments before posting my own.

Waiting for the first Cybertruck dupe who tries camping in their trunk, gets stuck when it won't open again because Tesla, then cooks when the summer sun is on full blast the next day.

That sounds like a GRISLY short horror film. Yow.

"The Tesla Cybertruck seems to be one of the most versatile vehicles....." omg, they're right - it's the only car ever produced that can simultaneously function as a mandoline and a paperweight!

😅

And if the electrics fail and you can't reach the emergency release, it's a slow, SLOOOOW cooker.

you can also enable the one-time-exclusive quick-cooking mode by lighting a small fire under the battery department

Did you see how they originally marketed this vs what they’re actually selling….

That's the $3K tent, no?

It looks like a hearse from the Jetsons

Oh is that a different one?

Activate tent mode 🤣🤣🤣

If you 'Activate tent mode', which doesn't exist in the software, does the car explode?

"In-cel... Caaaaa-miiiinooooo"

Having just recently thrown my six-person air-ridge tent in the back of my non-Tesla EV and gone camping for a week, how is this a unique selling point? For the price of one of those truck things you could get a fully converted ID Buzz if you prefer campers.

We literally just camp in the back of our Toyota 4Runner. We put a mattress in there, and sleep in there. No extra bits required.

Same with our van. With the seats down a full size ikea mattress fits in the back.

Used to do that with my Chevy van, but to be fair, it got 16mpg at best.

We’ve got a Chrysler Pacifica. It’s basically a box! Plenty of room for cargo and people, and doesn’t look like low poly PS1 graphics or fall apart in the rain. 😆

And you really can draw a low-polygon box that's a useful shape for cargo!

It's a unique selling point because "reasons", and that's all these cybercucks need to hear in order to splash out the cash for Elon

Heck, I could get a trailer hitch put on my non-EV Ford and haul a small trailer, though I'd rather just stick a cloth tent in the back.

Tesla has helpfully included a carbon monoxide generator to ensure the same effect if you sleep in there with the truck running

How nice to see that after a few tens of thousands of dollars more, your Cybertruck can remind you that you COULD have had a Pontiac Aztek.

But only for hobbits.

Better than driving it, I guess!

It's how you can carry your dignity and self-respect to the cemetery to bury it. 😂

overcompensating as per usual, you know their dignity and self respect fit just fine in the cup holder

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Just $100,000 to be the most reviled person at the campground.

I become the most reviled person in the campground every time I fire up my $500 generator.

As well you should be.

I know, we're buying a new quiet one this year.

Definitely here for Cybertruck owners entombing themselves.

Let’s see, sealed enclosure, stainless steel surround, camping in death valley in July. Checks out.

How can a single person believe this?

Lotta work being done by the word "seems"

would not be caught dead in this hearse

Well, given their reported propensity for bursting into flames, maybe it's actually a mobile crematorium.

I laughed as I watched one of these monstrosities pull out of WalMart this morning. I guess once they paid for that eyesore they couldn't afford the Target or HEB right across the street.

Simple hack that costs a minimum of $1,500...

It's a plastic wedge, Michael, how much could it cost?

No need for a coffin. Just bury them in the thing.

Kind regards from Harold (and Maude)

This is the most godforsaken design... Who needs cathedral ceilings in a trunk? What are even these dimensions? Can you not just lean the front seats back and sleep in those? The design offends my eyes. blech.

I believe the high ceiling is so you can stand up and change your clothes. Because no one who owns a cybertruck has ever changed in a sleeping bag, nor could they imagine how.

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