Extreme Generalist with backgrounds in computing infrastructure, publishing, technology consulting, graphic design & marketing, and failure. Optimizing lemmings to find the cliff is not a goal.
Extremely frustrating to hear legal experts analyzing the SCOTUS ruling on immunity like just another case - it's an inherently normalizing act. People need to stop playing constitutional Calvinball and treat them like political actors.
it's a challenge for many journalists to acknowledge musk was always a racist piece of shit because they'd have to engage in some introspection into their own role propping up his supergenius engineer mythology for fifteen straight years, and we wouldn't want that
Look, I know it’s not perfect by any stretch but the fact is that even after seven months, I’m eager to pull up Bluesky to see what’s going on around here, and how many social media sites can you say that about these days. It makes me happy, not angry or sad.
cat, miaowing sadly at doctor: I am so sad, I am so depressed, no one has ever fed me!
doctor: I have exactly the prescription, the great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight...
cat, miaowing insistently: and will HE feed me?
We are all right and there was no harm done to any living thing in question, but earlier this evening I almost wrapped a car around a deer just vibing in my lane at a curve in the road, and only reflexes honed from years of twitch gaming prevented the thing from becoming venison paste on my hood.
Zookeeper to animal supply, old joke
Please send me two mongeese.
[crosses out]
Please send me two mongooses.
[crosses out]
Please send me one mongoose.
P.S. while you're at it, make that two.