Guy Body

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Twice-a-week cartoonist for NZ Herald.

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1.3 million homes in NZ were built before 2000. Living areas and bedrooms in winter are 6°C below WHO healthy minimum indoor temp of 18°C. 70% of all NZ homes have no underfloor and insufficient ceiling insulation. Cost of A&E for 1 respiratory case is about the same as insulating an entire house

What utter heartless, mindless bullshit are these fools up to now?! National are slaves to slumlords! Government considers rolling back insulation standards www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

Government considers rolling back insulation standardswww.rnz.co.nz The changes made last year were the first significant upgrades to minimum requirements for housing in more than a decade.

Unhealthy livingarchitecturenow.co.nz We spend 70% of our time in our homes, yet many New Zealand homes are up to 6 degrees below the WHO's minimum of 18 degrees.

In 6 months, JD Vance could be one cheeseburger-induced coronary away from being US president.

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Remember: Donald Trump jumping to his feet and shaking his fist in the middle of an assassination attempt is not a sign that it's staged; it's a sign that he's an idiot.

Revolutions are supposed to devour their children. Yesterday, the toxic environment created by the ongoing Maga mega-tantrum almost consumed its parent:

Did anyone shout “Donald! Duck!”?

A small victory for civilisation:

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I’ve got nothing against BTS and their ARMY, but how the ever-living feck do I get them off my timeline without individually blocking/muting each one?

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They are only Fash Tears if the come from the Le Pen tear ducts in France, otherwise they are just tyrannical blubbing

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Is there any lesson to be taken from the French moderate liberal and left earnestly trying to cooperate and help one another defeat a reactionary threat to democracy? Yes there is, until anyone one degree off from my personal political leanings pisses me off over anything, and I mean anything.

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You had me at “exceedingly dry in-jokes for recherché subcultures”

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Happy #caturday!

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This is good. This is VERY GOOD. The tip I would leave for the quality of that joke, and the likely face the customer made, would be large.

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THE GREATEST DAY IN MANY DAYS

jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava

No matter how borked the UK Tories are, you’ll get Daily Telegraph windbags like this one saying that they weren’t RW enough. May their lack of self-awareness continue for decades: www.nzherald.co.nz/world/we-war...

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Just repeating yesterday’s scribble - didn’t think it would be so literally prescient already:

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obviously not the biggest reason why interest in Christianity has waned over the past 100 years but i think we gotta start illuminating the manuscripts again. everybody likes to see a little guy riding a snail or getting stabbed in the balls by a rabbit off to the side of Ephesians

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Over 140 suppliers to Hyundai are impacted by Nicola Willis’s decision to cancel the ferry contract. That will cause HMD much shame & embarrassment. I must underscore how absolutely humiliating this is for New Zealand. We look unreliable & untrustworthy

Why cancellation of Cook Strait mega ferry contract is taking so longwww.nzherald.co.nz Maritime legal experts have been going through Hyundai Mipo Dockyard's claim line by line.

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"Just because you think Alfred is too old to take care of Batcave, you don't replace him with the Joker." ~ Jimmy Kimmel

For Derek Cheng's article: www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...

The "sovereign citizen" movement knows perfectly well that when their relentless drivel meets some poor rando's psychosis, the result will sooner or later be stochastic terrorism: www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/former-ne...

Former mayor confronts intruder, who had a nail gun, trying to 'claim' her housewww.nzherald.co.nz 'He was screaming and ranting at me, and I just thought, ‘I have to protect myself''.

I didn’t realise what a dopamine rush it is to make a successful meringue:

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So many people see this and get a moment of amusement and surprise but never think more about it: This is all of ancient history and archaeology: All of the fatty nooks and crannies lost to the decay of time until we take what remains and reimagine it as a leaner, purpose-built, brutal existence.

#makeaterriblecomicday2024 is my perfect excuse to churn out one of my execrable NotFunnies. This one's been squatting in my head for months and should have stayed there:

At least my workbag is pleased to see me:

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Comics are good.