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BRB setting my Apple Watch face to a picture of my hog to teach people to mind their own goddamn business
“Scuse me friend do you got the time?”
“Ah yes. It’s cock-o’clock”
Bonus points if it oinks on the hour & squeals on the half hour.
Do I want context? Because this needs context but I'm not sure I want it
Do we have the technology for two hogs as hands of a smartwatch dial?
You’re at a furry con. That is *absolutely* going to have the opposite effect and you know it.
So the assumption is having weenier on display will encourage people... stare less?
I dunno about that! X"3
How many swine do you own, anyway?
Just one but it’s a good one!
Lately Twitter stopped feeding me ads of latex fursuits, more’s the pity 😞
🎵and we’re gonna rock, around, the cock tonight!🎵
Did you know? The Portrait face makes it so scrolling the digital crown briefly zooms the foreground image to be larger compared to the background, creating a sort of “pop up” effect.
I’m more surprised you already hadn’t.
Make it an analogue watch face, use that as the hour hand (or the minute/second hand, if you're a meatspin fan).
