Brendel: Biden: this is the problem here ok. Here is the issue, Shadow was tough Sonic- Trump: disgusting, disgusting creature Biden: -but Knuckles was already tough Sonic Trump: Big The Cat that’s what he’s called folks Biden: now listen up! One tough Sonic is enough Jake Tapper: moving to the deficit,

Biden: this is the problem here ok. Here is the issue, Shadow was tough Sonic- Trump: disgusting, disgusting creature Biden: -but Knuckles was already tough Sonic Trump: Big The Cat that’s what he’s called folks Biden: now listen up! One tough Sonic is enough Jake Tapper: moving to the deficit,

Trump: *begins to melt* no one melts better than Donald Trump, believe me Biden: Jack, didn’t I have a Britney Spears concert to go to? RFK: COVID hasn’t killed enough Jews Jake Tapper: Thank you. These are all acceptable answers

Obama (watching from backstage): What a shitshow. Let's go to a bar, Geodude.

love to see them getting along like this

Bipartisanship is back baby

Trump: Tails is a pervert. In the old days, we had just one tail, and the fox didn't talk Biden: Is this who we are? Trup: --his name is Miles, and they say, "I WOULD WALK 500 MILES," Biden: Hey! He's Sonic's little buddy! Trump: I don't think we would walk 500 miles for that little freak, folks

remember they gave Shadow guns

You’d think Trump would love gun Shadow.

Except Shadow is black.

It’s a shame I can’t like this again

The press the next day: Voters have been hungry for this sort of engagement on the issues.

Unironically this would make me more eager to vote for Biden

Someone needs to take a firm stance and ban Shadow the Hedgehog, that's all I'm saying

Prescient.

This post made me agree with fictional trump and fictional biden and therefore is a disgrace to god and nature.

Ooh, Earth Rider, thanks for the Great Lakes.

the only good trump impression.

James Austin Johnson on X: "OMG TRUMP UNLEASHES 'FURY' ON BIDEN ADMIN IN TRIUMPHANT CPAC SPEECH: "UNDER [BIDEN], BOWSER... TOO BIG, [SUPER] MARIO CAN'T KEEP UP!!" https://t.co/cv7lqEkldf" / Xx.com OMG TRUMP UNLEASHES 'FURY' ON BIDEN ADMIN IN TRIUMPHANT CPAC SPEECH

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