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Wild eyed and bushy tailed
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Because you are my meepiest beepster
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Capitalism went from your boss has the biggest house in town to the stupidest man you've ever heard of is lowkey space emperor
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“Context was a bad word. Empathy for Palestinians almost felt forbidden inside MSNBC.” nymag.com/intelligence...
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Nothing really captures the moment quite like the clearest voice emerging from Columbia being an ass-ignorant business school clown shrieking that peaceful free expression is making him uncomfortable in the middle of his preferred genocide.
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Don't Walk Under Ladders is what clued me in to the practical origins of most superstitions. Like duh shit falls off ladders. Though Hats on Beds I'm still not sure about. Mercury poisoning?
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Beating Republicans by becoming them. The last thing I wanted from a Democratic trifecta is bipartisanship.
The fact that the authors cite the last few elections as proof that fascism doesn't remain a threat--rather than proof that the hated liberals organised in response and helped beat the Republicans at the polls by mobilising newly engaged voters--is just incredible to me.
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Biden urges unity to lol called it three yesrs ago pipeline
Jurors can be unpredictable. But yeah. An investment banker who gets his news solely from X and Truth Social seems like a pretty big coup for the defense.
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2024 and every useful website is pivoting to this
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what if hitler just, like, tried some weed, man
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Our politicians are racing to the bottom with one of the few impediments being our willingness to abandon them
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A JAMA study of 15,000 Sweeds found that treating diagnosed ADHD patients with medication reduced mortality by 19% over a two-year period. Normal executive function does more than improve your grades. It makes you less likely to die.
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After about the fifth 4/20 post, it occurred to me to look at my calendar
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Not that rolling back a law magically reopens the abortion clinics that have been shuttered for years.
*purple state, really, since Dems never seem to roll back these laws
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I hope one or two of these clever engineers left themselves a weak point
ICYMI: I interviewed one of the Google workers who was fired for protesting their contract with Israel. He says the company put the employee protesters on administrative leave mid-protest so they could revoke security badges and charge them with trespassing. Our full convo here:
I spoke with a Google worker fired for protesting a $1.2 billion contract with Israelwww.thehandbasket.co "It was a complete overreaction on their part to not only fire everyone who was and wasn't involved, but then also threaten everyone else in the company who would dare think to stand up against this.....
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Technology was supposed to make our life better, not make me into a cashier
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singing us a song is what separates the piano men from the piano boys
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Got a bunch of kittens here and the results of my shoulder posting experiments. Some hate it, some are cool pretty quick. Some cats are just poor candidates, I believe a shoulder cat is more born than made.
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This is an insane KDR for a car, even with just that lake incident
Tesla is recalling all 3,878 Cybertrucks that it has shipped to date, due to a problem where the accelerator pedal can get stuck, putting drivers at risk of a crash
Tesla recalls the Cybertruck for faulty accelerator pedals that can get stuck | TechCrunchtechcrunch.com It's technically the Cybertruck's second recall, but it is the most serious to date, and it caps a tumultuous week for Tesla.
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‘Sadako, the female ghost from The Ring, appearing at a japanese baseball game between the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters and Yakult Swallows’
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Out of all the deadly sins, it's honestly pretty lucky we got the sloth
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It’s so funny how LLMs are quite literally “At long last, we have created the Chinese Room from classic thought experiment The Chinese Room Isn’t Knowledge or Understanding”
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Pocket Pardon needs to be a term. It's what Biden did in Trump's case. Total Ford move, better politics.
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This is a dumb version of the Myth of Last Tuesday idea, which posits we don't *really* know our past existed, it's just something we infer from present circumstances. I personally like the idea that our pasts could branch from our choices, just like our futures (though of course we don't remember).
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The rulers of humanity have made us in to a plague
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Exactly. Our ancestors spilled blood so that we would have the right to vote for whoever we wanted, for whatever reasons we want, without any need to justify it or even tell you who we voted for. I'll be damned if I let some genocide loving Biden apologist morally blackmail me out of my rights.