A "thank you" the size of the entire company's profits ever multiplied by 1.5. One that also dilutes everyone else.
You know, i agree, the word "bootlicker" is wrong in this case. Something much stronger is required.
I'd think there was a plague of brainworms, but the world's richest man with the most juvenile ego and the most tulip-bubble public image can afford so many trollfarms full of astroturf zombies.