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Wuz IDtheMIKE on twitter, now IDtheMIKE on here.

Here for the CFB. All of it. Just waterboard me with Jimbo Fisher losing games with an insane roster, Oregon calling plays with memes, and Boston College still not being in Boston.
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What I look like scrolling social media.
What I look like scrolling social media.
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If the French defeat the Nazis and America doesn’t, we will have to retire some of our most cherished jokes.
largest french turnout in 40 years, to keep the nazis down. fascism sucks up power left unattended
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Haha. Wife's flight took off almost 1:20 late, but will arrive only 0:28 late, b/c that very plane is next heading to Vegas tonight and we can't have it NOT head to Vegas tonight, can we?
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Just got a call from 1st born. She's "totally middle of the pack" at this running camp and she's thrilled. This week is gonna be awesome for her. Just learn. No pressure to be the best.
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The Internet’s Worst Matts List, now presented exclusively on BlueSky, cannot begin to keep up with the amount of Terrible Matt being produced every day. Please report interesting Terrible Matt using the hashtag #WorstMattsList
Political reporting, 2024
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Oh, I ran an errand tonight, and radio was on scan, and some Christo-Fascist nut now says it's woke and communist for a bar in an American city to be a designated fan bar for a Soccer team in another country.
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Miami Vice is the perfect movie b/c it kills so many white supremacists.
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I'm 46, ran 6 miles & took 21,000 steps today, and every fucking time I go down stairs I use the railing. This is starting to be enough to get me to believe in the Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, & meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Political reporting, 2024
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One of the lists I'm on is something like "Doesn't like Nazis," and I'm so curious if that's considered good or bad.
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Dem weirdos dreaming up tournament-style solutions to Joe Biden being the nominee and Catturd-grade reactionary types crying about cheating in the French election have one crucial thing in common, which is that they transparently lack the emotional maturity and patience required to be sports fans.
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This is how.
How do we adjust to a world where major democracies have long-term viable fascist parties? It feels like we'll just be having existential election after existential election, and we have to win every time whereas they only have to win once.
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The French to fascism today...
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My wife flew with my kid to drop her at running camp, and while my wife makes ALL the plans day to day, I normally do the trip plans, and Woooooooooo boy is my contribution to the family becoming clear this weekend.
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So Putin’s last hope now is the USA. Brace yourself, America, you’re about to get everything thrown at you.
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I do think anyone who wants to defeat Trump and the Christo-Fascist Project 2025 MAGA movement basically does that effort a disservice if they don't start every political conversation with the fall of Roe. To bring up Biden/age is just playing the Fed Society game.
Organizers got enough signatures to put a measure protecting abortion on the ballot in Arkansas. In *Arkansas*. They had *no national support*. Ignore the pundits melting down over not being treated as Very Special Boys. Dobbs has fundamentally changed elections. Everything they know is wrong.
Arkansas abortion rights groups collect enough signatures to advance ballot measurewww.nbcnews.com A measure to enshrine abortion rights in the ruby red state’s constitution is now one step closer to making the November ballot — but major obstacles remain.
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Oh wow. Hamilton wins, eh!? Kinda wish I'd waited to run until this evening now
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LOL. Fucking script writers. Pointing at and talking about at the very least, a PC, and probably a Linux system, and the super smart scientist goes, "I've managed to build a command program into the iOS..."
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The funniest thing about this is Elon has to pretend to love it.
Am I cooler than the least cool thing imaginable? Yeah, probably.
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I have been cooler than this when wearing socks under Teva.
Am I cooler than the least cool thing imaginable? Yeah, probably.
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A non-trivial amount of the drama in Twister is built via the need to use paper maps to sort out country roads. Wonder what Twisters will do with Google Maps.
"Oh. Ok. Alright. She didn't ONLY marry your penis."
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JFC. We need to stop letting people write for the New Yorker until we figure out how to keep them from having a platform.
someone asked her that and she replied with a link to this
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Will just never get Helen Hunt as a leading actor. Didn't get it in 1996. Don't get it today.
"Oh. Ok. Alright. She didn't ONLY marry your penis."
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"Oh. Ok. Alright. She didn't ONLY marry your penis."
I can't believe PSH was in this!
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There's a good timeline where HBO made 2 more seasons of Watchmen.
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I can't believe PSH was in this!
"Fun" fact: Jami Gertz was already married to fucking Tony Ressler by the time this movie was released.
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"Fun" fact: Jami Gertz was already married to fucking Tony Ressler by the time this movie was released.
Oh shit the original Twister is on Max
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I didn't sleep a wink last night b/c today I shipped my eldest off to camp 600 miles away, which is a first, distance wise, and so now I'm fighting to stay awake until the younger 2 go to bed bc if I don't, they will play Xbox until Monday.
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Oh shit the original Twister is on Max