Bryan Edward

Bryan Edward

@bryanedward.bsky.social

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he/him, neurospicy
music, technology

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In and out of Costco, on a Saturday, in under 20 minutes. And that included a bathroom break. I'd ask for a prize, but I think that was it.

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"Look, we can't help it if this is the prevailing narrative," say the folks working at the country's largest narrative-creation factory.

I want a Starbucks turkey salad sandwich. "I'm sorry, we don't have those anymore". What?

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Greek yogurt is not an appropriate substitute for real ice cream.

I'm old enough to remember when some old guy at the dinner table would introduce me to "Google", his makeshift hand-puppet that is essentially just his hand.

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I think I'd be happier if I never learned that object permanence thing as a baby

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Welcome to Meowbucks, how may I mess up your order?

If I win the lottery I won’t say anything but there will be signs.

If I win the lottery I won’t say anything but there will be signs.

Jesk!

Always making sure I pack my toiletry bag before my flight.

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Morning bestie @mikiyo10.bsky.social 💗

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I don't trust surveyors. They're always plotting.

Sitting at work on my lunch break and someone wants to change the channel. I'm like no. It's the Monkeys.

The Monkees "Hey Hey We´re The Monkees"www.youtube.com The Monkees

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The Supreme Court just ruled that the cybertruck is very cool and you have to respect me actually

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I'm doing 5 people's jobs at work. And I can guarantee you that I will be saying so very loudly at the work summer do this evening.

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gonna be honest i have no idea who neil gaiman is

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The last time I remember life being this unstable was in the 70s, and everyone went nuts then too.

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The Time Tunnel 1966 🎥

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Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?

Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?

Without downloading any new pics, what's is it like dating you?

There sure is alot of funny business going on out there.

I have paused my Amazon Prime subscription because I buy too much crap.

David BYRNE & St VINCENT " road to nowhere"www.youtube.com

And maybe fireworks

Happy 4th of July!