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Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️

@violetmusing.bsky.social

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It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. Scroller discretion is advised. Almost gone.
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My babblings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2
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Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️ @violetmusing.bsky.social · 11 min
When my phone moves to 10%, I'm supposed to charge it. When I'm at 12%, I have to keep going.
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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 2 days
Live. Love. Lethargic
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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 5 hr
Smoke on the water
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Catbus @catbus.bsky.social · 1 hr
important announcement
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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 1 hr
anyway here’s a baby raccoon sleeping in a hammock
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Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️ @violetmusing.bsky.social · 1 hr
"The Bachelorette" is... still...on?
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Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️ @violetmusing.bsky.social · 1 hr
Sad isn't always temporary.
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Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️ @violetmusing.bsky.social · 1 hr
It's 111F outside, and I'm drinking coffee. Why do you people follow me? Is it the whole "train wreck" stare, or?
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 6 hr
@violetmusing.bsky.social Waffles!
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And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social · a day
No, I can't tell you how to get to Sesame Street.
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Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️ @violetmusing.bsky.social · 17 hr
Uh... Oh...
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Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️ @violetmusing.bsky.social · 17 hr
John McEnroe is still alive. Didn't know.
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Ashley, Inc @ashleysays.bsky.social · 20 hr
Keepingmymouthshutkeepingmymouthshutkeepingmymouthshut
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Hollywood Hill @hollywoodhill.bsky.social · 17 hr
How do I even fix that at this point? *points to self in mirror*
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 17 hr
If you haven’t experienced the healing properties of Kimtamine, you are not entitled to get your time back, you foolish imbecile.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 19 hr
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️ @violetmusing.bsky.social · 17 hr
youtu.be/aO1LbkuPfqo?...
The Fortunes-Here Comes That Rainy Day Feeling Againyoutu.be from 1971 here is The Fortunes singing Here Comes That Rainy Day Feeling Again!
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Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️ @violetmusing.bsky.social · 17 hr
Danny Trejo after the water balloon.
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Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️ @violetmusing.bsky.social · 17 hr
If people knew how hard I try they probably still wouldn't give a shit. Ok...now I'm mad.
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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 18 hr
Ambition!? Don’t need it.
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Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social · a day
Live, laugh, let’s pick a new format
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Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️ @violetmusing.bsky.social · 18 hr
My body is melting. No. Not from the heat... from 56 years of life.
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social · 18 hr
Make a band meatier Linkin Pork
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(W)Ham!
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Semiotic Stochastic the Kidney Failer🇵🇸 @mitdasein.bsky.social · 18 hr
“Then she asked, "How do you feel?" and I said, "Well, you know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time." — Steven Wright
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𝓦𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔡 𝓖𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔫 @wickedgarden.bsky.social · 2 days
I love how Bluesky is just one big amateur comedy night.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 2 days
Sliced bread first went on sale 96 years ago today and — here’s the fun bit — was promoted as being the greatest thing since WRAPPED bread.
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Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️ @violetmusing.bsky.social · 18 hr
You want a champion? Watch the Olympics. I'm tired.
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 18 hr
and he traded in his paddle for a kayak-ak-ak-ak-ak-ak-ak-ak you're on the bay right now (you're on the bay right now)
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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 19 hr
Save money on a gym membership and just stir natural peanut butter instead.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 19 hr
sorry for making you think twice