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i dont work here but i will try to help

http://feedback.bsky.support // [email protected]

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This post can only be read with a Bluesky Gold account. Learn more at @bsky.support or on the official Bluesky Gold webpage analbuttsex.com

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If you ask @bsky.support nicely, they'll teach you how to get rid of the poltergeist

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hi I'd like to draw your attention to @rem.postes.club - it's making the rest of us look bad and I don't think that's fair

now introducing the edit feature, so i can change this post to make it say the utterly rotten state of denmark

there are more than 6 million accounts on bluesky! we are now slightly less powerful than paraguay, but finally have beaten the simply awful country of denmark

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not here at bsky wehre @bsky.support is the realest there is

the hardest part of dealing with customer support is getting to an actual person

we introduced automatic posting breaks in the last update btw. we wrote a computer thingy that scans your recent activity and if you are cooking too hard your account is deactivated for 30 days

i have seen great empires of posting rise only to fall in their time, a thousand castles built upon fickle sand, swept away by the strong waves of nanofame

this should be in this week’s update or potentially next, if we get distracted

@bsky.support when are we getting the ability to shadow ban other users?

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i am the dog mayor of bluesky

Direct all complaints to @bsky.support

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@rem.postes.club patiently going through each complaint directed toward @bsky.support with a thorough considerate reply

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our third and necessarily final pride month event is a battle royale. last poster standing gets to use a slur

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you also beat finland, but i'm glad we flew under your radar

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there are more than 6 million accounts on bluesky! we are now slightly less powerful than paraguay, but finally have beaten the simply awful country of denmark

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denmark smh. something is rotten there

there are more than 6 million accounts on bluesky! we are now slightly less powerful than paraguay, but finally have beaten the simply awful country of denmark

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now introducing starter packs! now you can show your friends only the cool parts of bluesky (aka wherever it is you hang out. except for brad. thats the loser zone)

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*offer not valid to those whose display names are over 35 characters

now introducing starter packs! now you can show your friends only the cool parts of bluesky (aka wherever it is you hang out. except for brad. thats the loser zone)

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not cool

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"i'm kind of a big deal on bluesky" that wasn't a joke!???? there's five people here!

*offer not valid to those whose display names are over 35 characters

now introducing starter packs! now you can show your friends only the cool parts of bluesky (aka wherever it is you hang out. except for brad. thats the loser zone)

want to show your friends bluesky, but like not /that/ bluesky the /good/ bluesky?

now introducing starter packs! now you can show your friends only the cool parts of bluesky (aka wherever it is you hang out. except for brad. thats the loser zone)

@bsky.support fix it

does anyone have any questions? i know a lot about bsky including ventilation schematics for their HQ

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we are rolling out account deactivation! to test that we did this feature correctly, we will be deactivating all accounts starting at 2pm pacific time

our third and necessarily final pride month event is a battle royale. last poster standing gets to use a slur

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📢 Bluesky Version 1.86 is rolling out now Bluesky users can now take a poll to determine whether an account should be forced to be deactivated for a predetermined amount of time - democracy at scale! Update your app now!

its okay its fine im fine

every time the bluesky team aka the people who are definitely my coworkers does not like one of my posts i cry for exactly sixteen minutes