the one and only Artie (xirs)

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Not a gull. Not a buoy.

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PFP alt text: By @blackmudpuppy.bsky.social, a little gremlin that looks like me standing on a post screaming

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Pumped to see a Carapaz take the polka dot jersey. He put in a hell of a ride yesterday and today. Tadej showed he can race with restraint. Excited for one more stage and watching this generation of cyclists come into form. #tourdefrance

Me: Marketing is stupid Brewery: This beer is called Haunted By These Dreams Me: I'll take a dozen

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Inside you are two wolves – one thinks being in a glider would be terrifying, one thinks it would be incredible

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in 2013 I saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters

Non binary folk love to be named S/2018 J 3

If you get enough trans people in a room, eventually, you'll have every named planet and moon in the solar system

Reeling from the discovery that @lunarweasel.bsky.social is an Australian

The main takeaway here is that a boar can cum HALF A LITRE of cum

From my lecture on male infertility on Friday. Not sure what to do with this information really.

Increasingly sure the only way I could get cis people to use they pronouns for me is to use she pronouns

they they they they they they

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🎶 Summertime and the vibes make me queasy 🎶

If you want specific SW content, if it's broadly in line with what they do or indicate they're willing to do, it's fine contact them, agree a price and pay it, with a generous tip. It's encouraged even. What you mustn't do is start yacking about what you'd like to see them do in their mentions

🎵 Make a cup of tea and put it in your pocket 🎶 🎶 Now your pocket's warm and wet 🎵

Awww yeah, Bluesky's got it!

God above. It's so hot in London that I genuinely think I could put an egg on the roof of my car

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God above. It's so hot in London that I genuinely think I could put an egg on the roof of my car

Banned from apples after describing New Zealand Braeburns as Noozy Braybs

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BIG NEWS: A seventh patient has been cured of HIV! The details of the treatment that cured "The Next Berlin Patient" hold promise for a broader cure that could bring relief to the 39 million people living with the virus. I've got the story here! www.fiercebiotech.com/biotech/seve...

With seventh person seemingly cured of HIV, signs of hope for a broader curewww.fiercebiotech.com Though his real name isn’t known, there’s no doubt that he’ll go down in history. | Though his real name isn’t known, there’s no doubt that he’ll go down in history. An adult man dubbed “The Next Berl...

Everyone wants an LBJ scenario until they discover that's not what it stands for

Do I need to remind people asking for an "LBJ scenario" exactly how that ended?

Can't even bowl to Mark Wood yet. Because of Woakes #EngvWI 🏏

they're identifying your ass in the donkey chat

they’re peeling your ass in the banana chat

Brb, buying a police station I know, I know, acab, but it's got ✨cells✨

Sutton Coldfield Police Station listed on RightMovewww.bbc.co.uk Holding cells and a custody suite are boasted among the specs.

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The Enlightenment was a mistake.

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Also, because it is so prevalent, trans* people notice, and they have very little reason to give you the benefit of the doubt, so if you're called out on it, be ready to apologise, delete and rephrase with protestation. Yes, even if you are yourself trans*

Protip: for any cis people who don’t already know, the phrase “this person” is an extremely obvious way transhobes often degender and/or misgender trans people. you should generally not use that phrasing. especially if you are criticizing someone who happens to be trans.

If you ask @bsky.support nicely, they'll teach you how to get rid of the poltergeist

Rebranding myself RT

If I were to change my name I would choose Katie, but spelled KT, I just think it's cool

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Trash Tuesday is when it's Tuesday in your heart, not on your calendar #tt