BAJA BLAST BLAINE

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your Canadian dream boyfriend
he/they
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thoughts, mainly about cheese: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq

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I don’t know all the words to any song, but I do know 35 percent of the words to many songs

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they should invent a front facing camera that doesn’t hurt your feelings

btw I'm off work for the rest of the month and am not going to be able to do much besides sit around. I am so sorry in advance about everything

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Nobody understands but it’s not my fault or my problem

drop the most powerful image in your gallery with no explanation

Drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation

my parrot licked my phone and accidentally opened the Air Canada app that I had forgotten I had installed on my last trip. rude

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rat wars

psst. hey buddy. wanna buy some serotonin? *opens one side of trenchcoat to reveal bird pictures*

a label on my account that's just a clown face emoji

the fact that Reddit was like "hey we're gonna remove your ability to use third party apps unless the developers of said apps give us literal millions of dollars, have fun using our dogshit official app" is such a giant pile of bullshit

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i am like a cybertruck in that i am ugly, useless and there's really no point in my existence

it's so funny when people who just joined bluesky are like "why are there so many furries?" my dude, is this your first time on the internet

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i like bsky because it’s a diverse melting pot of numerous psychiatric disorders

a splash pad but with poutine gravy instead of water

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playing and splashing in the slop puddle behind arby’s to cool off from the heat

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“ℹ️ one label has been placed on this account” *click* “gay”

the Inside Out characters in my head

The Inside Out characters in my head

If you see this post a birb

when I die I wanna donate my body to science (Jurassic Park)

when i die i wanna donate my body to science (donatello from teenage mutant ninja turtles)

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90% of vacations is trying to find a good place to pee

everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about. mine is with the blanket at 3 AM as I try and untangle it and find the short edge

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MURDER! At the Free Hotel Breakfast Waffle Iron

douchebaggery is stored in the truck nuts

I don't think that everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about. I have it on good authority that everybody was in fact kung fu fighting

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[a giant taro root pulls up to my driveway] ah. my tuber is here

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everyone is fighting some kind of battle sucker punch them while they’re focused on the other battle

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the forecast here is calling for potential "hail the size of large meatballs" literally cloudy with a chance of meatballs