Wicked Ho: The year is 2024. Nobody can afford meat. Women are only for breeding now. There’s an appeal to heaven flag at your obgyn office. A door fell off an airplane and killed your dog. Happy Independence Day

The year is 2024. Nobody can afford meat. Women are only for breeding now. There’s an appeal to heaven flag at your obgyn office. A door fell off an airplane and killed your dog. Happy Independence Day

and also with you ❤️🤍💙

🙏thoughts and prayers during these end of times

Would have laughed at your post last July 4th, but not this year. Next July 4th will we will either be living this reality or we will rejoicing because we dodged a bullet or more like dodged a missile

okay let me know when it’s worthy

😹

Such a dark future you have describ-- wait a minute

At least the dog didn't go to waste #RFKJR

That's very dark. Funny as hell, though.

To top it off go read the #EpsteinDocs.

How infuriating was that?

Are we supposed to point out the fake statement? If so, I’m stumped.

no lies told 😩😂

gob less murica

🙏😂

Dystopian nightmare turned reality

for real 😩

Welcome to the Handmaid's Tale

Under His Eye.

🫡

When joking descriptions of dystopia are 95% accurate 😕

I remember when The Onion used to be satire.

Those were the days 😕

Yeah, definitely not feeling it.😑

same

American Exceptionalism at its best!

We counting down the years to total atomic annihilation 😭

*days

And to you too! 🫶

😂🙏

Oh Ho

perfectly sums up my own feelings today.

Ha. Nobody can afford “non radioactive plastic free meat!”

The y2k bug that got away.

The sad thing is, this isn't hyperbole. 💔

But luckily, someone, somewhere, said “I dissent” and gosh wasn’t that cool.

Well they have beyond meat now. Luckily men will die before women. Heaven is a construct of the gullible. Boeing will probably start killing a lot of earthbound pedestrians. Happy end of America Day. Remember the date. 🤣

Jokes on you I don't even have a dog

ok

But on the bright side there is potato salad.

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