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FRAUD ALERT: Local woman makes conflicting statements about her cat, claiming he is both a "big strong man" and a "tiny potato boy".
And a little BABY MUSTACHE
For half a second I thought someone had somehow posted a picture of my little man Aloysius
Upon further review, both statements check out. Kitty is a proud, strong protector of the house and also smol baby in need of snuggles.
thanks for the alt text i needed it
we're all in this together
Justice for all the tiny strong big potato man boys out there
Pico is a “sweet little bug” and a “fierce spartan warrior”
Not fraud, this cat clearly exists in a quantum state where both things are true at the same time.
Schrodinger was really the most annoying cat breeder. I tried some of his cats - I never could tell if they were here or there or what they were up to.
These days I stick to proper Newtonian cats. No doubts when they're in the box.😺
But both are clearly true??
Thank you for this account, it brings me joy on a daily basis.
She is not wrong, as Fergus contains multitudes.
Clearly we're dealing with a big strong tiny potato boy man.
Objection, your Honor. That feline is clearly, quite, a lil’ poof of a cat, unquote.
I love Fergus and am ready to pet and protec
he can contain multitudes! He's got range! He's talented!!!
Could possibly be a “big potato man” and a “tiny strong boy” too.
Schrodinger's big strong tiny potato boy man.
Snuzzling that deep floof would be a life changing experience
He is a pile of fluff and live and also a mighty hunter I am sure.
That's an absolute unit of fluff!
Its basically a ball of fluff
Cats are paradoxes. Big and widdle babies at the same time.
he will have justice for this defamation (whichever one)
SENDING THE SILLY LITTLE GUY POLICE IMMEDIATELY
Indisputable that he has little white mittens and it is enough.
I would say this is the duality of cat, but I'm sure you have more names and terms for the the floof maestro.
Also tiny baby kitty. Always.
Ha! I love this one. Thanks for reposting and reminding us about what a big, strong, little potato this one is. ❤️
Not guilty. Both claims are self evidently true.
