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it's been long enough for me to admit publicly that when i left Gizmodo in 2022 I changed my Slack username to "S1ackbot" and the G/O Media failed to detect or delete it for months
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(no, i didn't read any channels)
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i am releasing this SIackbot avatar under the GNU General Public License v3.0
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A Creative Commons license is better for art ;)
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Cosign, but if you like, you can dual-license under both GPL and CC-BY-SA.
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This is all true but if we're being serious here with licensing tips uhhh well you can't actually re-release a minor edit of a corporate logo under any of these licenses since you don't have the copyright!
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Parody can allow for such reuse, though if it remains too similar trademark law would still like to have a word.
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ₕₑ'ₛ ᵦᵧₒₒₜᵢ𝒻ᵤₗ
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“To cancel your subscription please type ‘Long Live the New Flesh’. To resubscribe, type ‘Pittsburgh’”
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“See you in Pittsburgh” *bam*
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Careful, the U.S. government may prosecute you for this unauthorized computer access
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Hi, it's me, Slackbot with your US Attorney General's Office, Southern District Of New York Fact of the Day! Did you know? It's not a violation of the CFAA if the employer failed to revoke credentials. That's a legal tip from me, Slackbot!
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is this legal advice, slackbot? are you my lawyer?
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Idk about that! Look up Matthew Keys, S1ackbot!
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Awwww too soon man. But also 😂
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they just straight up forgot to delete mine for months, since i was technically a contractor, so I kept haunting the place like a ghost
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we should have attended all hands
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that did not happen to me, but TO THIS DAY I have dreams in which my mind believes it did
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Hard same, didn’t think it was a shared experience!
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How could you do Florence so dirty she’s very nice
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that wasn't me it was siackbot
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I REMEMBER THIS and I was so confused
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wait flo did you actually think it was slackbot
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no lol I just didn't question who was behind it
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omg flo remind me never to ask you for help if im in the computer
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tom you know i can only help u with android anyway
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Flo, this Tom doesn't know why this is a hilarious joke
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Wow, when I got fired, they deactivated my work Slack account before I even got home on the bus.
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shoulda done the siackbot shuffle
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who could penetrate this flawless disguise
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Hi! Perhaps me, who is Slackbot! - Slackbot.
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I am still linked to V*ce's Fedex account
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Have you tried using their pack and ship service to overnight the break room fridge to the opposite coast?
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TIL Gizmodo doesn’t like SSO.
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I notice you've got your bsky username prepped for shenanigans, too.
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I just hope he doesn't act like the person with the same handle on Twitter. (Although making fun of him would be GOLDEN!)
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hey @kasulke.bsky.social someone kinda did your book irl lol
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King shit / good god they missed this?
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especially since the username would have still been my real name
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