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my buddy and I found a pit in the woods that brings the dead back to life. we’ve mostly been using it to fuck with our friend brendan Brendan's probably real mad that you keep killing him and then bringing him back to life he was at first but he comes back a little stupider every time. it’s so fucking funny Hang on…I just got an idea for a great title for a new movie!
‘They Keep Killing Brendan’
(trademark pending)
Whadda’ya think?! I found this abandoned cursed sigil in those woods. I bet he'll be so mad when I use it on his girlfriend lol We've mostly been using it to fuck our friend brendan thats one way to phrase it (and then bring him back to life none the wiser) damn bro you lucky mine just showed me the true face of god doubt it dude was offering me immortality and free pass to heaven Was it five tits with seventeen wings Hold on.... I want to try something with domesticated pets Tell a story in 4 words: “reanimation pit stopped working.” brennotdead, for sale, definitely worn They never come back right man, they always leave something behind. This could be an entire television series. You throw your depressed friend in and get a golden retriever friend out? Did something similar a few years back with my friend Dale, but it really messed with his brain. Feeling bad for brendan, LET HIM DIE IN PEACE!!!!!!\j Dude you could so market this as a Viagra replacement. I would use to fuck brendan 😈 
