Mark Chadbourn: Possibly the only time this headline has ever been written.

Possibly the only time this headline has ever been written.

RFK Jr. denies eating a dog while sidestepping sexual assault allegations in Vanity Fair article | CNN Politicswww.cnn.com Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has denied allegations made in a new Vanity Fair report that he had previously eaten a dog while sidestepping accusations of sexual assault lev...

I suspect he wasn’t sidestepping harassment accusations while eating the dog but who knows maybe he’s a better multitasker than I think.

😂🤣

WOW! Can a Country go insane?

i mean, he's a fringe bat, so if this were the ONLY news of the weird we'd be just fine. However.

Yep I do worry alot about the USA

saaaaamesies

Yes!

Who says the US election can’t be fun?

"Kennedy declined to directly acknowledge the sexual assault accusation at first, instead dismissing “the other allegations” as part of a 'very, very rambunctious youth.'" Dude was at minimum 44 years old during the time that the accuser worked for him.

Headline just screams Camelot, don’t it?

what

did he also deny milking a bat?

His brain worms made him do it.

I saw that interview. He didn’t even deny the sexual assault allegations. He just said he was a rambunctious youth and that he has done lots of stuff in the past. And that he was “no church minister”. Like, damn. How can anyone vote for this monster.

Baffling.

"No church minister"...so he WAS denying the sexual assault allegations?!

It’s only Tuesday, give it time.

Like honestly I'm not voting for anyone that hasn't tried dog @lammatic.hellthread.vet

Hahaha my cancelation because I've eaten a puppy had to come eventually

Good stew good stew

As a Num they are our brother's brother and therefor eating them is cannibalism, so I am exempt. Grasshoppers are big for us, though, if you want to be all tradish

Sorry i can't vote for you lol

bwahaha clearly I need to start bribing people

wait i somehow completely missed the eating a dog piece of this in all the chaos

I just read this review of a book about the Kennedy men yesterday.

‘They always got away with it’: new book reveals Kennedys’ shocking treatment of womenwww.theguardian.com Maureen Callahan’s eye-opening exposé looks back at the Kennedy men and the women they ‘destroyed’, digging into a long and grisly history

Might check that out.

This is not the hot dog you were looking for.....

😂

This is why the onion is struggling. There are too many insane things going on rn lmao.

If the onion wrote this u would think it was too over the top

See, "while" is the key word here. He didn't do the two seperate things that he totally did, AT THE SAME TIME.

the only time this headline has ever been written SO FAR

every time I see a picture of him I just gotta stare

His voice is worse than fingernails on a chalkboard.

If there ever was an Event Horizon for inescapable stupidity in politics, we crossed it.

Can eating dogs give you brain worms, I wonder.

At the very least.

CNN trying to split the Trump vote with a new more attractive candidate?

I’m done for the day. Lost brain cells reading that. There is nothing that can top it. The matrix is glitching badly

Kudos to CNN for finding the perfect RFKJr “That was a shart,” photo.

is the burroughs cut-up machine still online

infinite monkey theorem

that man is not well. Just look at him. Whoa.

Difficile est satiram non scribere

WTAF?

Babe wake up, new RFK Jr. lore dropped.

😂

His campaign has really gone to the dogs.

😂

He certainly won't Winalot.

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