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Playing old Nintendo games on Twitch (twitch.tv/BBQdotgov) & YT (https://www.youtube.com/@BBQdotgov). Aspiring to be Surgeon General of barbeque. Not government affiliated (yet).

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Hey fuck you buddy www.msn.com/en-us/health...

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Yep. One of the biggest blind spots people have is assuming that underneath, others share the same basic values as them. They have trouble imagining an ideology that is completely misaligned with theirs.

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the conservative theory of law in one headline

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Tom the Dancing Bug from 2019, when the notion of presidential immunity was a laughably ridiculous argument made up by Trump's lawyers.

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An unfairly maligned formulation of the true meaning of the separation of powers, according to today’s Supreme Court majority.

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logging on to bluesky

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"here's the notes miles davis left out!" oh god, miles would have beaten the shit out of sam altman by now huh

The AI trend of “we took this art and expanded it beyond the artist’s intent because *more* of a thing means better” - showing what’s “out of frame” in a shot from a movie, or turning a six word short story into a novella - speaks to what art actually is: knowing what isn’t necessary.

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Daily bunny no.2529 is heading off to camp

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me: god I need a nap. can't wait to get home. I'm gonna fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow me: [showers and goes to bed] me: [scrolls until 2am] me: why am I so tired all the time

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I worked a bit, this morning. Otherwise, this does seem to be my itinerary.

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a ruthless predator, alligators will sometimes use jazz hands to lure musical theatre people to their deaths

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Elmer’s Products CEO Michael V. Warren elicited raucous cheers with his reference to Paste Mountain, a one-of-a-kind roller coaster that features a 400-foot drop through the viscous, adhesive friction of Elmer’s glue, traveling at a reported 2 miles per hour.

Elmer’s Unveils New Super Sticky Glue Parkwww.theonion.com WESTERVILLE, OH—Following a ribbon-cutting ceremony and a thunderous round of applause from the thousands of ticket holders lined up to be among the first in line for its rides, the long-awaited Elmer...

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The Braves didn’t sign Willie Mays because they thought he was worth $7,500, not $10,000. Billy Beane did not invent the penny pinching front office

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One of the wonders of modern working life is getting paid to repeatedly download updates and restart your computer

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What my grandpa yells when he sits on his balls.

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This is how the election would turn out if the individual state betting markets proved to be true as of today, making November to March a very good time to go on a nice extended overseas vacation.

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I’m sorry I cut your dad out of all the family photos and replaced him with Grimace

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I POOPED AT THE SEANCE

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Remember, Republicans did this to themselves. www.axios.com/2024/06/13/a...

Record share of U.S. voters back abortion rights and will vote on it: Gallupwww.axios.com The new survey reinforces that abortion rights voters remain galvanized post-Roe.

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Lawn Tractor Safety Tips: DON'T: Drive tractor next to a crawling baby. DO: Place children indoors with a woman when using tractor. Be sure to wave!

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America First is actually Me First.

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Discussing my faults

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Justice Thomas should be required to have s sponsor patches on his robe for each gift-giver like an old-school NASCAR driver jacket.

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texting my boss a photo of my computer every five seconds so he knows I’m not doing anything illegal

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Socks are free you know? You can just take them

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the novel legal theory being used to take down trump? fraud. the novel legal theory used to take down elizabeth holmes? fraud. sam bankman fried? fraud. enron? what if i told you that was also fraud.

Thinkin about using my air supply combination on my luggage

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an operator so smooth they convinced sade that chicago is on the east coast

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computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong tech CEOs: let's add it to every product