Mr. Cait: Is your job a mess? Did the bear season 3 not fix your soul? Are you in a permanent state of low-level panic attack from watching the end of democracy in real time? Try ordering three sandwiches for lunch. Three sandwiches: the tried and true method for dealing with whatever life throws at you

Is your job a mess? Did the bear season 3 not fix your soul? Are you in a permanent state of low-level panic attack from watching the end of democracy in real time? Try ordering three sandwiches for lunch. Three sandwiches: the tried and true method for dealing with whatever life throws at you

this is my energy

[raises hand] does it matter what the sandwiches are?

That’s the beauty part, Jamie. It really doesn’t. Any three will do the trick. Less than that and you’re doomed though.

Ah you reminded me of this classis

Classic

I don't care for the bear and I'm gluten-free... That said, can I order nine tacos and an appropriate quantity of queso in which to dip said tacos? Is that an acceptable substitute?

this can easily be combined with my patented method of "just go shirtless around the house"

Three sandwiches for lunch could fix me

Today I went to my local barbecue place to eat my feelings, and ordered the 3-meat platter. Is this an acceptable substitute for a 3-sandwich lunch?

I had two and a half the other day (crust folded up like a taco) and it didn't quite do the trick. I should've gone all-in

Had 1 pb&j for lunch and felt a little better so this seems plausible

drink water, eat something, take your meds. the three things fundamental to keeping people upright and functioning.

Does it work with tacos? Do they count as sandwiches?

I do this but with burritos.

My brother: I can’t afford one sandwich.

It's long been a reliable source of comfort for me. Along with a bottle of original Lucozade and a bag of beef Hula Hoops.

but why is season 3 so bad !!

I’m tellin all the fellas! Three sandwich Friday!!

do i have to eat them all in the same lunch or can i save some for later?

Take a long, three sandwich lunch. Live a little. Enjoy yourself.

ok. this weekend i will buy three 6” cheesesteaks instead of one 11”

hey have u heard about the liquid version of this - beer?

Going to pick up my sandwiches, and the place is cleared out. All the chairs are arranged in a circle. The manager is wearing a cardigan and looking at me with kind, sad eyes. Wtf?

A question: is a double-decker sandwich still one sandwich? One and a half due to three pieces of bread? My brain needs some peace

That’s one sandwich. You would need three double deckers. Which is a lot of sandwich, but there’s a lot going on in the world.

I appreciate your reply. it provides a beam of sunlight in the dark.

We’re all in this together.

Now I wonder about the joy of completing three Dagwood sandwiches. That is approaching enlightenment.

Do the three sandwiches have to be separate from one another or can we merge them into some sort of Ubersandwich? Does it then become one sandwich, requiring us to acquire two more ubersandwiches?

Three separate. This isn’t about mega sandwiches. This about enjoying three sandwiches.

Honestly great input also it allows for significant diversity between the sandwiches

one taco, one hot dog, and one calzone please

The falafel was a little dry

this is good advice, but also hear me out

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