Chestbursty

@chestrovert.bsky.social

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I'm not exactly what you'd call "novelty corn cob holder rich"
My care bear stares: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaab3oaymtk2g

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Super(kim)star!

I learned everything I know about music from these two

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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff

And very...presidented

Am stoned, have toes. Dunno if you wanna suck these bad boys. You can chew off that callus if you'd like tho

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Spooky Sara

What a gorgeous void you have there! I adore black cats! These were my boys. I miss them. I hope you and Luna have the most wonderful adventures!!!

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Ƙappa

I admit I guffawed

I have no fuckin idea, where am I and who's asking

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Holden vs The Internet

What cromulent weather in honor of the wonderful @ennuidoofen.bsky.social today!!!

Starting my Mr. T gold chain era

This is also what my feet look like

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Dude

wait, maybe this is better

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Chestbursty

Say what you will about the place now, there was some gold in the replies years back

The man had an array of beard products. That Best Damn Beard Oil on the top shelf is what I use. Funny world, funny grief.

Popped in about 20min ago, right after I had a lovely conversation with my wife (Bianca)

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Gretchen

Wow, okay, I'm very sorry for whatever I did

Love is a Braddlefield

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Chestbursty

No face bangs. At least, not yet

sexual

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What a sweet lady. I'm glad you have memories of her to remember. This is my cat from 10 years ago. He is gone as well. I will always remember him. He had a pony finger puppet he would fetch and trot back proudly to drop at my feet to throw again. I treasure those memories.

Clearing old screenshots off my phone, and there was this chef's kiss of twitter irony

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Kimster

That's exactly why I have mine too!!

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DCboy

Um, Gwyneth. It's had a meaning for over a century?

When the moon is in the seventh house (and Jupiter is aligned with Mars), then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars. This is the awning and its brand name is DARZYS

If you still go to the old place, I have found that using adblock browser strictly for the purpose of scrolling and posting to be extremely effective at blocking all ad posts. I don't know how great it is as a primary browser as I am a Mozilla fan, but rather than use the x app it's pretty okay