Chris Kluwe

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Live look at all the players on the field heading into extra time as well as Colombia’s coach contemplating penalties against Martinez

Live look at Argentina’s uniforms in the second half

When future generations ask what kind of person I was, I want them to say “he was the type of person to get irrationally excited over scoring a deal on questionable-about-to-expire grocery store food”

If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it

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Kevin M. Kruse

NAILED IT

Rise, my pretties! RISE!

How I woke up this morning versus how I feel this evening after straining my lower back

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Chris Kluwe

See if you can spot where I blocked the laser from six yards out!

You can almost see the logo on this one.

While my roll slicing still needs work, I think I’m starting to get the hang of how to form the individual sushi pieces.

Your BlueSky favorites versus your BlueSky favorites at home.

look I don’t even care what this looks like because I WANT THE UNAGI IN MY MOUTH

my younger daughter said I should be rated in Michigan stars for this and that is the story of how I became deceased a second time

NAILED IT. Start the Netflix documentary immediately, Kluwe Loves Sushi

HOP IN, WE’RE GOIN’ ON A SUSHI ADVENTURE

Veggie spears ready, waiting for the rice to cool, gonna try making some small veggie rolls to figure things out before I involve the fish.

This is your brain on mitosis

This is a very specific SoCal joke that I am incredibly proud of making

I call this Mattress Warehouse Stirfry, because EVERYTHING. MUST. GO. IN THE WOK.

Saturn Devouring His Son - Francisco Goya

The key to a good pot roast is you Gotta sear that meat. SEAR. the MEAT.

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Daniel J. Willis

perfection

AI’s doing great. First transcription is the English message in my voicemail that my daughter successfully signed up for summer school. The second transcription is the same message in Spanish.

My older daughter drew this so now I have to share it with you all. I believe it originally started as the scene from Jurassic Park, but then life… ahh… found a way.

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Darbenheimer

Dave Grohl voice 🎶There goes my gyro watch it as it goes🎵

Everyone loves Stir Frusday!

Timeline cleanse of the dog using me as a salt lick after a kicking lesson