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Chris Kluwe

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social

Troublemaker extraordinaire
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Fortunately, the Supreme Court just ruled on a workaround for this!
At the risk of being precisely who everyone expects me to be, I don’t think you can put term limits on justices without a constitutional amendment, and I’m 100% confident at least five current justices think you can’t.
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Yeah, but it’s the friction of each individual purchase and associated paperwork that’ll get ya
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Call it “Justiz” and the VC crowd will be banging your door down
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But Mike, that’s entirely too many RVs for even a billionaire to buy
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Every picture of JD Vance looks like he's just been told the court clerk does not accept Bitcoin.
Every picture of JD Vance looks like he’s sitting at a kitchen table waiting for Chris Hansen to enter the room
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Every picture of JD Vance looks like he’s sitting at a kitchen table waiting for Chris Hansen to enter the room
Every picture of JD Vance looks like it’s accompanying s news story about a former child actor who got caught in a multi level marketing scam
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That Vance is a direct line to Thiel and Andreessen is truly important. Trump wants their money. Thiel wants to sell billions in Palantir contracts to power Trump’s mass surveillance/ethnic cleansing infrastructure. Pence was the Christian Nationalists’ guy. Vance is reactionary capital’s.
Are you a fan of all of those guys who are directly responsible for making the internet an unusable dogshit hellhole? Well boy do I have a VP for you.
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Trump/Vance is just the sweatiest, lumpiest collection of yeast you’ll find outside of a sourdough bread factory. A quietly boiling turmoil of inarticulate anger and uninformed grievances waiting to erupt out into a fascist loaf.
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A fraud common man to go with a fraud businessman, what’s not to like?
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Aileen Cannon is a good example of how Project 2025 would work. You put a barely qualified fascist in every government position that matters and BINGO. Fash times in the USA!
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It’s everything we should’ve expected it to be
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As a fellow trainwreck aficionado, I agree
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Sadly we’re both disappointed
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The chaos gremlin in me is rooting for a penalty here, even though it wasn’t a penalty
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This is the finals of the Sickos
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“Well the argument will be how this compares to what Spain did in the Euros final.” That one was actually a good game. This is a disasterpiece.
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You have to remember that some of the time it’s the beautiful game and some of the time it’s Lucha Libre, as god intended
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Yeah, they’ve been the better team overall, they just haven’t converted it into goals
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And there’s the cherry on top. Angry, tired old men bitching at each other because one team finally went up. This is my 40+ league to a T
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Yeah, that’s about how I expected a goal to be scored. Heavy legs, poor touches, and the sub with just enough gas in the tank able to take advantage.
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The Euros are what it’s supposed to look like. This is Murrica’s version
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This is totally Boise St. vs. Oregon St. at 2am est
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It’s kind of person-abuse at a certain point
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“In a shocking move, Argentina has brought in Pope Francis with their last substitution, but it appears Colombia is answering with a troupe of Escobar’s hippos! I tell you, Landon, this is Copa football at its finest!”
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This is pure CONCACAF after dark. Just an absolute train wreck but it’s impossible to look away
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I don’t think half these players are going to survive another fifteen minutes
This final is now indistinguishable from my 40+ league