La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Maker, punster, writer sometimes. I have ideas and try to make them real. Trans, aspiring swords-lesbian. Medically diagnosed as "delightful". All my snark is under a Creative Commons license.

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I want a "Disqualified from the war of the sexes for doping" mug. Maybe I should design it.

...why are so many of my OCs turning out to be 'transition goals' images?

Cool, elf wizard! My ttrpg character Taeliana Olethros, the Rosemage!

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Cool, elf wizard! My ttrpg character Taeliana Olethros, the Rosemage!

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Commander Sterling

Well, They can,

I transitioned because I was doing such a bad job of being the son my parents wanted I figured maybe they'd be okay with a daughter. (Turned out I was wrong.)

I transitioned because when I admitted my writing has sex in it my aunts demanded I share links and my uncles fled the room.

Something I said in therapy: "It's like I'm doing archeology in my head. But not the good kind. The Indiana Jones kind where I need to dodge traps."

coming soon: a Magic Knight Rayearth reboot. (possibly paging @impossiblephd.bsky.social to this)

Music thread. Because I want to put up music that makes me feel better and hope it helps you too. Let's start with something to get the heart moving: youtube.com/watch?v=VXPzGAsw…

Queen - Princes Of The Universe ( Connor MacLeod Tribute )www.youtube.com YouTube video by Black Machine

I think I need to move to Germany or Finland even if I can't afford it. At least there I might not be imprisoned for existing.

I had a really weird experience this morning. I woke up at 7:15 because my bladder hates me, and then went to take the Assortment of Medications. Glucose test, 15 units of injected insulin, then my estradiol pills, and then all the rest of my pills at once.

⚪Male ⚪Female 🔘I am immortal, I have inside me blood of queens! I have no rival, no doll can be my equal!

⚪Male ⚪Female 🔘I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT! I AM THE $10 SERVICE CHARGE ON ALL RETURNED CHECKS! I! AM DARKWING DUCK!

Evolution timeline: 2018: Cymbalta unravels my depression. 2021: HRT unravels my gender issues, revealed when my depression gets better dealt with. 2024: Adderall unravels my ADHD, which has been an issue for a long time but only seriously admitted recently.

This is for @impossiblephd.bsky.social who mentioned it a few days ago: animetv-jp.net/news/ranma-1-2-n…

RANMA 1/2 New Anime Officially Announced! | AnimeTVanimetv-jp.net It has been decided that a completely new anime of the manga "RANMA 1/2" will be produced. It was announced on the official X of the original author, Rumiko Takahashi

“Are you a boy or a girl?” I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn

"Are you a boy or a girl?" I am immortal. I have inside me blood of kings.

I know I’m ten pounds of bad emotional reactions and acrewed up thought patterns and improperly sorted memories in a three pound lump of soggy bacon but at least I can make stupid jokes, which has to count for something.

Trying to figure out if I could do a GFM in this day and age for the resources I need to start a business.

First day on Adderall. I was able to keep track of things better, concentrate more, and deal with emotions and irritations with more deliberation.

As of tomorrow morning I will be doing a 30 day test of ADHD medication. Let’s see what it does for me.

general question for those on it: are injections more effacious than pills for estrogen? I seem to be doing okay in pills.

Doctor's appointment tomorrow. We're going to be talking about Mounjaro and what we might need to do; my possible ADHD diagnosis, and maybe my hormones. Maybe changing from pills to injection for my E, but pills are working pretty well so far.

Yesterday for lunch I made tuna salad. My wife had never had it with celery, so I chopped up some and put it in. I also used something we'd heard about but never got until now, Kewpie mayo (they have it at freaking Walmart). Add in some sweet relish, mix well, made a pretty good tuna salad.

Well, my wife is home sick from work today and I just stomped on her feelings for my own sanity. I’m trying to do my online classes and she keeps talking at me - not to me, at me - and then getting annoyed when I have to pause, then take off my headphones and ask her to repeat it.

I started looking in the $15-$20/hr range for jobs. Because I need a job that I don’t need to stand for. I get refused more than anything now. I’m going to have problems affording meds at the rate this is going. Don’t even know any other skills I have to sell to make money. It’s demoralizing.

I think tomorrow despite the horrors promised by the weather service i am going to get my cane and go for a walk, then come home and shower and write the start of my second book. No one may ever read it, but at least I can get it out.