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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 9 min
A bidet is just a personal pressure washer.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 23 min
I bet you soak corks. You look like a cork soaker.
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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 10 mo
(wipes ass with a samurai flourish. returns extender to sheath strapped to my back)
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 1 yr
coward (adv.): in the direction of the cows
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 2 mo
Fuck you Swayze!
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 2 days
Them: You creep! Me: It's pronounced crêpe.
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Ridge @cridge17.bsky.social · 1 hr
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Ridge @cridge17.bsky.social · 1 hr
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Meridith Bolster @meribolst.bsky.social · 1 hr
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1 hr
"We're softening our position on abortion and same sex marriage" and other Republican lies.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1 hr
Drop my corpse in a tar pit for future paleontologists.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1 hr
You wouldn't steal a bacon.
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 3 hr
What are you lookin' at buddy
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1 hr
After about 300 crunches, it's time to open another family sized bag of Chicharrónes.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 2 mo
I want my headstone to read "He Gave Everything for the Cause"
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1 hr
okay, well can AI do THIS?? *locks car windows and farts*
Avatar FK @funkelly.bsky.social · 8 mo
okay, well can AI do THIS?? *drops phone on face in bed*
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 7 days
Dicks out for checks and balances.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 18 hr
*brings dead squirrel as a snack*
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 17 hr
The Holy Ghost is just God with a sheet draped over his head.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 16 hr
A cereal killer will fuck up some granola.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 2 hr
Today's vibe is air compressor.
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Meridith Bolster @meribolst.bsky.social · 18 hr
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Meridith Bolster @meribolst.bsky.social · 18 hr
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 16 hr
What I look (and feel) like scrolling social media
Avatar Dos Sandos @slowdrives.bsky.social · 19 hr
What I look (and feel) like scrolling social media
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Space girls just want to have fun-damental rights (she/her) @electricspacegirl.bsky.social · 19 hr
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 16 hr
The diamonds are stored in the balls.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 16 hr
A cereal killer will fuck up some granola.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 17 hr
The Holy Ghost is just God with a sheet draped over his head.
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Mel in Baltimore @mbe19.bsky.social · 2 days
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · a day
Well now I cant stop