Darren Pardee: Republican victory in 2024 depends on reaching out to voters with three arms.

Republican victory in 2024 depends on reaching out to voters with three arms.

🙂 Looks like for Republicans 😎 it’s all hands on deck.

Damn you, I was drinking my coffee! 😅

Darren.

tired: single issue voters inspired: triple armed voters

american flag with its famous six-sided stars

Good eye

My favorite part is that the homeowner clearly collects denim as a hobby and keeps it on-leash.

Mentally formulating a plan for a Zaphod Beeblebrox write-in campaign now.

The Second Amendment makes it very clear that folks can have as many arms as they want in America.

Bare arms. These are clearly sleeved.

Ah, good point.

I guess they are likely swing voters?

Got to hand it to them.

the AI is soooo bad

Not very promising prospects on that working if they couldn't even pay two actual black people to pose for an image promoting the idea.

they had no intentions in paying anyone, thats why they used AI thats used stolen images from facebook and store fronts.

Yeah. But its funny to point out they wouldn't get actual black people for it.

I went and found the original post and grabbed the pics so I could zoom in on things and look around closely other than just the third arm and... just wow... I can't even... I can write a novel sized list of all the problems... XD

have you spotted the 4 fingered hand with 3 fingers and a freaky thumb :D

Amongst many, many other things, yup! In the one with the three armed fellow, I do enjoy zooming in on the document that the other guy has. I'm also super amused, given who used the image, how messed up the U.S. flag in the corner is... XD

the ONE 6 pointed star the gibberish on all the texts :D the picture thats sticking out of the door frame

The list goes on and on and on... XD

And did no one at least try to photoshop the extra arm out? 🤣 Or look at it for more than 5 seconds

its the republicans, they didn't even pay for it lol

Reaching out is 50% easier with three arms.

Next up from the NYT Pitchbot: “How many Zaphod Beeblebroxes are there out there, and can how they vote legally?”

Where can I get one of those "Great Aegean" T-shirts the second fake canvasser is wearing

Given that so much of recent quote AI unquote is based on theft, this is doubly - er, triply - appropriate.

Yes, but on the other hand…

Our triped brethren are severely underrepresented.

can we please give them a leg up?

Imagine the poor canvasser using this as a model, feeling defeated after another day of finding no three handers.

We sure that's an arm and not a penta-dick?

The mythological creature: the swing voter. They have three arms, as their main identifier. Thought to be a cryptid, here is photographic evidence that they truly do exist. Liberal campaign offices everywhere will feel intense vindication.

Probably the Republican Party is already lining up three-armed "alternate electors" in swing states. (Not to mention more voter suppression using Republican long three arms of the law.)

that’s going out on a limb

AI for Trump.

That's probably the only way they can get black canvassers and voters nowadays.

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