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is the plane still just flying around
they say you can still see it on clear nights if you look hard and you're quiet enough to not scare it away
Some things are not for us to know
turned out they left it at a friend's house even though they promised to not forget it
Sounds like the time my car was found in Tillson, NY, which was about a 15 minute drive from where I lived and went to school.
It's with the submarine now, on a farm upstate.
i like the thought of it sort of endlessly flitting about the country, alighting on a tree (gently) here, joining a goose V there, making friends along the way
this will be a critical plot element in my much anticipated AIRPORT 1975 remake
Just gonna leave this here...
Some say to this day it's still just flying around
If you listen very hard you can hear it
It’s up there hanging out with balloon boy, Darth
If it runs out of gas, it can never land.
As foretold by They Might Be Giants lo these many years
Huzzah TMBG reference! There never seems to be enough of them.
at the end of the day aren't we all an f35 left on autopilot
latest satellite imagery says yes
🎵 F-35 shoot us up where we did wrong
Where the eagles die
On a mountain fly by
F-35 shoot us up where we did wrong
Far from the world unknown
Up where the fear by winds are blown🎵
Yes Darth I think it is; what it's definitely NOT doing is sitting in my backyard and I am definitely not skeeting from the cockpit right now
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
when you put those bad boys into economy mode, they can soar for *miles*
I work with a guy in Charleston, I think it's in his garage
i think it went for a swim but thats just my guess
it's ok, it made friends with MH370 which was really ready for some company.
bsky.app/profile/mxla... They didn't find the plane yet. In fact...
my pilot friend had an idea
Never let it realize it can fly without a human sitting in it and farting up its cockpit.
It has escaped the atmosphere and flying past the moon now
New children’s book:
Ejector: the F-35 that could
wouldn't you if you could fly?
Darth. What plane. I just logged on.
USAF pilot ejected from a new F35 and apparently its not crashed anywhere and they cant find it bc its in stealth mode and just kept flying (I am 100% serious fyi)
OMG. I have not encountered this news yet. That’s phenomenal.
Right?! What a time to be alive!
DID THE PENTAGON WRITE THIS
i mean when did they announce it was missing bc if it’s been more than like 8 hours i’m gonna say no
Just out there, doing donuts in the sky, vibing and free
*presumably* not anymore, but how would they know?
I fucking hope so. Oh I hope so.
Last seen in the company of a couple of Chinese "weather" balloons.
Amazing how good that Alien stealth technology that they incorporated into that plane is, as well as the nuclear-propulsion system that will allow it to fly non-stop for the next 1000 years😱😱😱
Darth did you ever hear an F-35 if it would mean it’s inside a Cone of Silence
It is probably in Lake Marion or Moultrie.
they say its not but i want to believe.
We likely are unable to see it because - like so many these days - it, too, is very, very high.
They found it Darth! It got trapped in a neighbour’s garage I think
