darth™️: both the top bun and the bottom bun have a very thick coating of heavy duty mayonnaise already u do not need that extra glass bowl of heavy duty mayonnaise on the same plate my friend

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both the top bun and the bottom bun have a very thick coating of heavy duty mayonnaise already u do not need that extra glass bowl of heavy duty mayonnaise on the same plate my friend

i am going to stop u right there with the 'those are for the fries' response if u are going to talk about fries then u need to show the fries in the photo this is just basic chekovs gun my friend

ok i was too late with the fries addendum that is on me

That bowl is for doing mayo shots

darth your fries addendum seems to imply that there is such a thing as too much mayo i’m sure that’s not what you intended to convey haha right? …right?? DARTH RIGHT??!?

Could be aioli.

the fries go to a different school. you wouldn’t know them.

There’s no beverage pictures, so I’m just gonna assume the mayo is to drink.

It's not for the fries, it is for dipping the burger and achieving maximum coverage

my youngest son fills up those paper cups for ketchup with ketchup and then he does the lifehack where you just down the whole thing of ketchup straight up

I just made a noise.

This is caulk-gun and hot-glue gun compatible

Pizza-glue compatible as well.

Nah that’s an appetizer. You eat it with a very small spoon.

Not darth low key soliciting gratuitous “frietjes met” pics. That’s how they say “fries with mayonnaise” in the Netherlands and Flanders. Met = with (mayonnaise is a given in the Low Countries)

I was at a French restaurant for lunch the other day, and they served ketchup and not mayo along with the fries. Mais non!

I played out this whole scenario in my head

That's a pup cup

What if the bowl of mayonnaise is for the fries tho darth

but darth maybe there's fries coming

That extra glass bowl is for the heavy duty fries.

“hear me out: what if we soaked the entire burger with mayonnaise oh AND we added some more mayonnaise on the side. not only that, but we serve it with an extra helping of… mayonnaise. MAYONNAISE”

“we also inject the patty before we cook it with, you guessed it, mayonnaise. we also serve a milkshake to wash it all down, made with real mayonnaise.”

This is an assault. Reporting this entire thread when I am done vomiting.

[whispers] mayonnaise

notice that the extra heavy duty mayonnaise is load-bearing mayonnaise enabling a mere slice of bread to do the work of a sturdier bun

That's how to ruin the eating experience. When there's mayo on bread that acts like a slick, and every bite pushes the fillings out the other end. It turns the wonderous act of eating a sandwich into a series of frustrating bites of bread.

YES THIS SO MUCH THIS!!!!

This picture is a veritable mayo clinic

That's the shot. The burger is the chaser.

the bowl is for dipping your fries in, darth

My coworker always put mayo on her sandwich AND used a mayo dip cup on the side. Some people REALLY like mayo.

I've never really understood the role of mayo in a burger unless it is intended as a garlic delivery medium

what if the extra mayonnaise on the side is for dipping fries, darth?

This picture is for me darth. They know how I am about mayo. Lol 😂

darth I got this burger at Portal in Oakland yesterday. I still asked for mayo on the side. I have a problem 😂

do you do any of the other french sauces, if you have the opportunity? i would kill for a good béarnaise on a burger sometimes. and for certain cuts of steak or fries. but yeah, a well made mayo, without added sugars, is great. the tanginess is fantastic. (especially since I'm allergic to tomato)

Yes! bearnaise on a burger would be heaven…but I don’t see sauces on burgers that often here…so side of mayo is my standard…☺️

Yeah, it's so rare to find béarnaise as an option, so i stick with mayo, too. 😭

😂

It is for dipping, darth

Dipping the meat, as they say

...what if darth does not want to be dipped?

Too late. Lil soft serve swirl on his helmet and everything.

this product is meant to be load bearing, for when you want your sandwich to stick together no matter how frantic your servers are so you get that slick plating look.

that’s a chaser

We're gonna need more sriracha.

THIS IS MAYO ERASURE DARTH

Then what are you going to dip it in darth c'mon think it through

That mayonnaise reinforcement cup is duty bound to assist its comrade spreads in a burger space that says to me: dry patty, too sparse a slice of cheese, tomato that might as well be roasted red pepper, and the pickle I'm betting is limp just waiting for a cover up. This is a DEFCON MAYO scenario.

there's too many carrots pictured on my package of carrots, call the mayor

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