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did marco rubio move out of florida yet
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is he waiting for the verdict
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"alaska is beautiful marlo the weather is exactly like florida" "its marco...sir" "POLO" "hahaha yes sir"
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"lotta people do not know about the marco...polo thing" "well...actually sir..." "i invented it in fact you can ask anyone" "yes sir"
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Dammit darth, I want you to write a whole series based on this premise.
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mike the speculation that trump gets marco to move and then picks tim scott is giving me life tbh
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This makes me nervous because I still remember greatly enjoying Owen Ellickson's real-time narrative on Twitter employing and exaggerating the characters and events of the 2016 Trump campaign, mercilessly mocking their haplessness and hopelessness, and then the bastards won the election.
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call it Northern Exploiter
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This reboot of Northern Exposure is gonna be lit... Especially when Marco finds out he's notvgonna be Trump's VP pick.
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Marlo's gonna make it after all *throws hat*
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I understood that reference.gif
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But it's *two* references! Marlo is THAT GIRL, not MTM.
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As a writer, my main concern is that the phrasing “former president and rapist” could give the misleading and potentially hazardous impression that Mr. Trump is a former rapist
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OMG! I hadn't read it until I saw your comment. I was missing the best part. I guess that's what the kids mean when they say, "there's layers to this thing."
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Always read the alt text, they are frequently other worlds.
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I know it's beside the point, but just *look* at the grip Trump has on Rubio's right elbow. It sure appears he's absolutely crushing the hell out of Marco's ulnar nerve. Which would explain that pained expression. Moreso than his usual one, I mean...
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Only thing missing is the visual of Marco sitting in a chair that is like 2 feet shorter than Trump's.
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Remember, in times of yore, when a picture like this coupled with looking a little too thirsty was enough to dash someone's Presidential hopes? And yet Teflon Don continues on. He's really revealed the worst of America.
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Heh, I was thinking “thirsty” like Paul Ryan’s gym shots, but then remembered Marco’s non-stop gulping of water.
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Now hold on a minute, what the fuck did Alaska do to deserve this? Have we not suffered enough because of Palin?
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“And up in Point Barrow there are beautiful teenage girls behind every tree!! Imagine it, Mario!! Every tree!”
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😅 I can imagine Trump actually doing that POLO response in regular conversations several times.
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That’s the ticket. Cannon was Rubios tribute. Rubio has decided to it his wishing death on 🤡 habit to use. He could end up president or writing off his jeep payments to his PAC. Ryan is living a pretty good life.