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@daverson.bsky.social

🔞⚠️ Many of my skeets are NSFW ⚠️🔞
Getting kinda sick of this bullshit
🏳️‍🌈 You can be yourself with me 🏳️‍⚧️
I block bots.
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then brush the glaze onto the crispy side of the duck & run it into a 350° oven for 5 - 10 minutes. when it comes out, let em rest a few minutes and serve with some extra glaze on the side. perfect
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meanwhile, whisk together the miso gkaze
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duck fat coming through. Will raise the temp slowly over the next few minutes
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next, place the duck in a cold skillet and turn the heat on low. we'll gradually raise the temp to render out the lovely duck fat without burning the skin and still leave it crispy.
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so thanks to markdowns, we will be enjoying miso-ginger glazed duck breasts step 1 is to score the skin side of the breast to release the fat. i let the weight of the knife do the work, and just pull it along the skin. [keep your knives sharp!!
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mine never ever gets fed (except for twice a day +treats)
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what if i stopped smoking weed and got a life wouldn't that be nice
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had there been an internet when p t barnum was alive, that man would have gotten himself elected to be emperor of north america & confessor to the pope of rome
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fucking media apologists
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well this isn’t my first lacroix and vodka and it certainly won’t be my last 😔
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we loves the toeses don't we, preciouss? yesss, even the toeses of the nassty bossy one, we does.
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and there he is, god love him, piling that wet grass in the hedgerow where they've been dumping branches, pine cones, needles...
. boyfren bringing on the artillery with his fancy backpack queef blower
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. boyfren bringing on the artillery with his fancy backpack queef blower
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neighbor across the street just had her grass cut for like the first time this year lmao she hired a crew to do the cutting, they were over there for 3 hours but her boyfriend is now raking up huge piles of grass in 92° heat.
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quick! take this fairy bottle!
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now that's a footlong that'll go the whole 9 yards
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okay, i've been stoned for a while now, i think I'm going to make a couple of grinders for me & mrs d & feed the dog while I'm at it if i can get her off my lap, as shown in the incredibly unflattering photo below which makes her out to be about twice as thicc as she really is
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No cheating. Post the last photo of a dog you have in your gallery.
No cheating. Post the last photo of a dog you have in your gallery.
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this is what i pour over maps
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this citronella candle is my best friend rn
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are the grown-ups free? how big are they? how many will they give me?
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here's my review of supermarket canned wendy's chili: it's made by conagra at the same plant where they make all their other chili (hormel, wolf, etc) but it tastes just like wendy's ketchup/bean/burger chili should. 4/10 if you dont like wemdys but if you do it's a 9/10 alt text is descriptive ++
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o no, how can i be immured in such hatred and misery on a site with no algorithms but my own curated feeds
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