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dave

@daverson.bsky.social

🔞⚠️ Many of my skeets are NSFW ⚠️🔞
Getting kinda sick of this bullshit
🏳️‍🌈 You can be yourself with me 🏳️‍⚧️
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fifty years too soon
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i just travelled to bog in pair of slipper
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it'll take you that long to read the manifesto
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they grow up so fast, don't they?
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from windsor CT up to a little past hadley MA the connecticut river valley is aka 'tobacco valley' because the broadleaf tobacco grown here is sought after by cigar makers all over the world. it's planted from sets in the spring, & the leaves are harvested by hand when they reach about 24" long. 👇
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generally the harvest starts in mid to late august. the leaves are hung to dry and then cure in long tall gable roof barns called 'tobacco sheds.' there's a lot fewer acres of tobacco now than in former decades for obvious reasons & these days most of the leaf is sold internationally 👇
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this year has been unusually hot - in the 90s for a week at a time with only a couple days break - that the tobacco has been bolting since last week of june & in its mad effort to make flowers it's not making big leaves few farms here make their sole living on tobacco, but many make a portion of it👇
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and this is one of the impacts of climate change on a local level that goes deeper then "ha ha ha, we can grow tomatoes in novemberz"
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they're great when you stoned
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they're fried in ancient grease
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my daughter has a sams club membership and because the store is a half hour drive away we do stuff like ordering bags of puffcorn and having them fedexed overnight for a $3 charge wow, seeing that typed out just made me realize how fucked up that is lmfao
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this is the last fucking time, zepaw, so help me god
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makes it easy to spot the idiots
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you're five up on me 😂
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but you can shave his balls for him
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jfc, those were on the markdown table at the local supermarket and they was the ho's of the markdown, everybody touchin em but nobody takin em home
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okay but have you ever walked through bed bath & beyond licking the himalayan salt lamps before that shit is even harvested?
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george lucas could learn a thing or two from you
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maybe i'll cook up some rabbit some time
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then brush the glaze onto the crispy side of the duck & run it into a 350° oven for 5 - 10 minutes. when it comes out, let em rest a few minutes and serve with some extra glaze on the side. perfect
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when the duck skin is crispy, turn it over for a minute or two to sear the other side. most people say they like buck breast rare or medium rare but I'm not afraid to say that the mouthfeel of rare poultry makes me wanna hurl, so i cook them a little longer than that.
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meanwhile, whisk together the miso gkaze
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duck fat coming through. Will raise the temp slowly over the next few minutes
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