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Ashley, Maybe Vice President

@ashleysays.bsky.social

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 2 days
CHILDLESS CAT LADIES, RISE UP
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Just Call Me Frank @justcallmefrank.bsky.social · 13 hr
I don't really toss out memes I find but what the heck.
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Lindsay King-Miller @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 16 hr
I am so grateful to all the writers whose creative work has brought joy and meaning to my life. Shirley Jackson. Patricia Smith. Whoever first claimed that JD Vance fucked a couch.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 13 hr
JD Vance’s war on women is going great!!!
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Mark Taylor @emarktaylor.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 13 hr
#USPol 🏈 #NFL @nfl Via Brandon Warne @Brandon_Warne · 5h Thinkin’ about wearing this to a Trump rally
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Ashley, Maybe Vice President @ashleysays.bsky.social · 15 hr
Cool cool cool Patron: Does this spaghetti have poison in it? Restaurant: I dunno just try it
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Consumers cannot expect boneless chicken wings to actually be free of bones, the Ohio Supreme Court ruled, rejecting claims by a restaurant patron who suffered serious medical complications from getting a bone stuck in his throat
Chicken wings advertised as 'boneless' can have bones, Ohio Supreme Court decidesapnews.com The Ohio Supreme Court says consumers can't expect boneless chicken wings to actually be free of bones.
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Matt the Dad @suboptimaldad.bsky.social · 17 hr
Fiji pulls off the comeback in #RugbySevens!! A crazy intense closing time as Ireland had the ball and a chance to win, but Fiji's D came through for the 19-15 win. What a game! USA/Australia closes out the quarterfinals in about 2 minutes. USA are huge underdogs. #Paris2024
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Ashley, Maybe Vice President @ashleysays.bsky.social · 17 hr
Fiji 👀
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Ashley, Maybe Vice President @ashleysays.bsky.social · 17 hr
Y’all need to stop making your whole life social media lol
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Ashley, Maybe Vice President @ashleysays.bsky.social · 18 hr
You know gang, Vance is right. I think we should let kids and single parents votes mean more. I think they’d be in favor of universal head start and free lunches and a billion other things republicans hate.
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Ashley, Maybe Vice President @ashleysays.bsky.social · 18 hr
Oh my. Route coming. 3 goals
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Ashley, Maybe Vice President @ashleysays.bsky.social · 18 hr
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL X 2
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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 18 hr
Boy are you a 19th century city planner? Because you sure love gaslighting.
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Ashley, Maybe Vice President @ashleysays.bsky.social · 18 hr
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
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Ashley, Maybe Vice President @ashleysays.bsky.social · 18 hr
Wowww 3 great chances for US
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Ashley, Maybe Vice President @ashleysays.bsky.social · 18 hr
My mom: have you heard this thing about Vance and a couch? [my soul leaves my body]
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 18 hr
OLYMPICS!
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Ashley, Maybe Vice President @ashleysays.bsky.social · 18 hr
No JD did not fuck a blender full of pudding
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Ashley, Maybe Vice President @ashleysays.bsky.social · 19 hr
Let’s go USWNT!!!
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nora 🥥🌴 @nora.gay · 19 hr
Let’s Win the Games Again
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Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 19 hr
I truly love that we all know the couch thing isn't true but we're rolling with it, just like he does with all his talking points
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cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 3 mo
therapist interrupts me: are you saying off-pudding
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Cuntace Owens 🇸🇩 🇵🇸 @duaadiddy.bsky.social · 19 hr
I don’t understand so y’all are drinking 8 glasses of water EVERY DAY? Like I drink enough and then I have to start over the next day? The water credit doesn’t just roll over?
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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 19 hr
Trump calls Harris ‘a San Francisco radical’ and now suddenly I’ve got a craving for Rice-A-Roni.
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Ashley, Maybe Vice President @ashleysays.bsky.social · 19 hr
I think this dog is legally mine. They aren’t able to come back to get her until August 10th lol
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Ashley, Maybe Vice President @ashleysays.bsky.social · 20 hr
I’m sure there’s reasons but I’d like to call handball dry hockey and waterpolo liquid hockey
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Ashley, Maybe Vice President @ashleysays.bsky.social · 20 hr
You’re giving a bad name to weird people
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Ashley, Maybe Vice President @ashleysays.bsky.social · 20 hr
Handball time! Let’s see how good France looks
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Ashley, Maybe Vice President @ashleysays.bsky.social · 21 hr
If you have all DMs open..who hurt you?
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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social · 21 hr
We have some of the greatest minds on Bluesky, true intellectuals, and they're all making JD Vance couch-fucking jokes.