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I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you

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Why do the republicans have a 900 page book of specific actions they plan to take, backed up with 50 years of small local victories making them possible, and the democrats don't? Where is the democrats' version of that
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Hot and bothered. But not like that.
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So many people just joined to ask me questions and I am so excited to answer them! I do so much research and reading that doesn’t make it into my words that nonetheless makes me really good at explaining why I know what I know. Sign up! Ask me things!
Frankly wish more people would subscribe to my Patreon just to ask questions, as the best test of a perspective is to process an issue in real time patreon.com/gothamgirlblue
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god aggressively shoving my nose in my posts and saying “NO!”
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It's not even that scary of a branding actually the branding sucks. "Project 2025." Senior project ass name.
"Project 2025" is a very scary branding for "things Republicans have always wanted to do and in fact have been doing all along."
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if my fridge had a see through door I’d still have to open it to look I trust nothing
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Do you really want four years of the French pointing and laughing at you and going...hoh hee hoh hee hoh???
Do you REALLY want four years of us brits going "yeah we do eat baked beans on toast but at least our leader isn't a fascist cheeto wankjob, haha"? NO you DON'T.
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like the lap of the waves against the shore, our belly fat in the throws of passion
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imagine being a french right winger spending the last week's since the EU election absolutely giddy at the prospect of the end of centrist rule, only for centrist rule to be replaced by a left coalition
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if the body is going to keep the score it should at least have those little bowling alley animations too
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Its fine guys we’re not 10 years out from catastrophic long term disability hitting every major nation at once
Almost 18 Million Adult Americans Have Had Long COVIDwww.sciencealert.com That's 7% of the US population.
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I can swallow a big handful of vitamins with just a tiny sip of water. - me flirting
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This is good, but also makes me incredibly angry the Dem trifecta here in WA refused yet again to make universal free lunch a thing.
Meanwhile eight states, seven Democratic trifectas (CA, CO, MA, ME, MI, MN, NM) and Vermont, took a lesson from the pandemic and made universal free school meals permanent.
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If money doesn't buy happiness, at least it buys impunity.
Hoping to get rich or famous today so consequences will no longer apply to me
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Live, laugh, let’s pick a new format
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Bolts is akin to Last Week Tonight: a much deeper dive on important issues than you're likely to get most anywhere else. Like, they have a guide to judicial elections. This is important stuff that gets skipped over by way too many outlets.
For folks who've appreciated my coverage of the French elections... @bolts.bsky.social is quite different—but we cover US politics with such attention to detail. So give us a follow if you've enjoyed this, and care about the US. And our newsletter is free! boltsmag.org/newsletter
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From Insta: When your therapist tells you: "The fact that you're considered 'high functioning' doesn't mean your illness is easier for you to deal with. It means it's easier for others to deal with." ☝️Interesting bookends to my day👇
You're a person, not a chore.
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That moment where your naked tootsies get to be all out and free under the covers tho. What a time. WHAT A TIME.
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Smokey the Bear: only you can prevent forest fires Me: how did they get prevented before I was born Smokey the Bear: ok well yes, others can also- Me: too late Smokey the Liar
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Live, laugh, lull you into a false sense of security
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LIVE. LAUGH. LAUNCH THE CYBORG BEARS.
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*shoots a hot dog out of a bun like a blow dart*
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Sometimes I'm annoying on purpose just to see if I still got it
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I can relate to desperation My give-a-fucks are workoholics
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The number of people who have replied to either argue or bemoan that “MAGA doesn’t care” like that’s the voting bloc we have to mobilize is going to make my brain melt out my ears like taffy on a warm summer’s day
“They want to eliminate national parks” is a very simple way to get just about anyone on the Stop Project 2025 train. Are there much more glaring and life-threatening goals of P25? Yes but even your most bigoted cousin does not want to see the parks system sold for parts.
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Weird how the loud disruptors in the Dem party across the media having their little panic machination games mere months before the election are all from coalitions/caucuses that did more to thwart Biden's agenda than any other, huh. Maybe folks can finally tell all the centrists to fuck off and die
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As the election draws closer, dems will more desperately begin throwing critical, core constituencies under the bus, alienating one group after another in frantic attempts to woo the imaginary undecided voter. Turning several bigotry dials back and forth at once, the worst safecrackers.