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honestly they’re kinda cooking with this
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“yoda was super old and died” “yoda was unable to prevent the rise of the fascists” ok that literally makes the metaphor better you idiots
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Pete buttigieg ruining the vibe by constantly interrupting to say that he’s Luke
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"shut up bro you're literally Wedge"
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Woah man. Wedge was a highly accomplished pilot. Buttigeig is more like that guy they made stand in the trash can on that really tall pole on Yavin IV.
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Apropos of nothing, but I'd kill to see Pete Buttigieg do "Luke be a Jedi tonight"
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Nah, she wouldn't be Leia. But she's 100% Salacious Crumb.
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Pete does strike me a bit like a Luke* *Not a compliment
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Pete right now is furious they let him in the cabinet without bestowing on him the rank of master Jedi.
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Yeah but turns out he’s Luuke instead
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Kamala is Sith Lord Jar Jar, secretly using dark powers to seize control of the government while acting like she's blasted out of her mind the whole time.
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meesa think yousa fell out of coconut tree!!
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Klobuchar is such a Sith so you gotta hand that to him.
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He's the guy in the audience trying to tell a ticket taker that someone snuck into the movie.
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There's no way he's not a force-choked imperial officer
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Comparing Pete Buttigieg to Luke Skywalker, it's like comparing water to sand. Completely ridiculous 😆😂