Brooke Binkowski: Please keep it up, you're all doing a wonderful job

jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava

I’m sorry… What?!?

the uk baby

We believe in stripping our politicians of dignity whenever possible. It's good for them.

Please keep it up, you're all doing a wonderful job

i like that they have to wear the little ribbons

This is definitely something America needs to do

we do make them go to the iowa state fair but putting ribbons on them like livestock is better, gotta say

Be careful what you wish for lmao

Oh god fuck lol no

What? I think it would be great for our self-important ghouls to have to stand directly across from Vermin Supreme.

nothing but respect for my President

*tyrant you can trust

Monkey paw moment

Vermin Supreme is on the case!

Ribbons, muzzles SAME difference. Oooh! Ball gags. Let's fucking GO!

We should make them joust with strap on dildos as part of the debates lol

Oohh, like chessboxing! Minute of cockjousting, two minutes of talking, repeat. Pay-per-view, proceeds go to Veterans Healthcare or something.

You're making a huge assumption that the candidates know chess. More like Hungry Hungry Hipposboxing

I really want to have candidates standing on the same stage, and also include the weirdly wonderfully dressed fringe candidates, as well. The ones out of the UK now are healing me.

Our ribbons would be guns, obviously.

Like show ponies

show ponies who lost lmao

They're called rosettes. An old tradition for displaying your party. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosette...

Rosette (politics) - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

I can’t believe I almost made it to 45 years on this planet without knowing about this. They are strangely delightful. Thank you!

Ah thanks, I was associating blue with first place which made the OP confusing here

Post