Where The DM Needs The Party To Go: "Castle Banemouth lurks ominously above the marshy landscape of Malica. Within the castle's stone walls lies terrifying dark magics...and, perhaps, your destiny."
Where The Party Decides To Go Instead:
The Watergate scandal is named after President Richard Nixon's disastrous 1974 decision to open a DC watergate, inadvertently leading to terrible flooding in the metropolitan area.
Evidence of the flood's high water mark can still be seen on the Washington Monument today.
The names carved on them are really adorable, too:
“Expeller of evil” (mušēṣu lemnūti)
“Catcher of the enemy” (kāšid ayyāb)
“Don’t think, bite!” (ē tamtallik epuš pāka)
“Biter of his foe!” (munaššiku gārîšu)
“Loud is his bark!” (dan rigiššu)
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In the 2000s (no joke) I drove a cab to support my gig doing magic at tradeshows, which supported my gig doing magic in nightclubs, which supported my gig working for a handful of TV shows, which supported my gig writing screenplays, all of which I was only doing until I could finish a novel.
One day I’ll remember that most of the work I put off to the very last minute is often much easier to do than I feared, and that if I’d just done it sooner I could have saved myself hours, days, weeks of dread and anxiety.
but not today, lol
“The age of magic has passed, and the ancient monsters and heroes have retreated from this world. The glories and nightmares of the past were no longer to be found in the realm.”
Bro, it’s okay to just set a book in Ye Olde England. You don’t have to write fantasy if you don’t want to.
i'm the guy in Hell who laughs at the "hot enough for ya?" joke every time. i'm losing my mind. i can't get enough of it. every time Satan tells it i hoot and holler and shake with laughter. who's hell is this anyway. not mine
Honestly this is what I imagine we'd get if there was a primary, for the people asking for a primary. Like I don't need to see Cory Booker and Mayo Pete carted out again. I'm sure I'll be seeing one of them soon again.
