Ultraklystron 🏖️ Karl Olson: A terminology proposal:

A terminology proposal:

Watch me lathe a bubble burst.

Hopefully before I read more stories like this: bsky.app/profile/hype...

“Understanding and using AI is now a foundational concept, much like learning to write or reason…” 🥴 www.wsj.com/tech/ai/gene...

Damn too late: bsky.app/profile/zitr...

Our New Ass Can Shit More Than Ever

Dude i warned you about stairs:

Report: OpenAI, Microsoft, Google, and Meta Stole Content at Scale to Train AIwww.thurrott.com A stunning new report details how OpenAI/Microsoft, Google, and Meta stole content wherever they could to help train their generative AI.

Gross, even the TV manufacturers are making movie full of it: thedesk.net/news/tcl-tv-...

TCL starts producing original content using voiceover actors and AI charactersthedesk.net "Next Stop Paris" uses real voiceover actors to provide dialogue to AI-created characters.

Nightmare fuel. bsky.app/profile/bobs...

Generative AI isn't just for predatory billionaires, it's also for hack directors who want to be able to exploit women from beyond the grave variety.com/2023/film/ne...

Pure Cyberpunk Hellworld: apnews.com/article/meta... "An official Meta AI chatbot inserted itself into a conversation in a private Facebook group for Manhattan moms, claiming that it, too, had a child in the New York City school district."

Meta's newest AI model beats some peers. But its amped-up AI agents are confusing Facebook usersapnews.com Generative AI is advancing so quickly that the latest chatbots available today could be out of date tomorrow.

When the PISS could've been an app, not eWaste: bsky.app/profile/nash...

So of course the stupid "Rabbit AI" thing was just an Android app made to look like something special. People were able to get it to run just fine on a regular smartphone before the Rabbit people panicked and pulled the plug. We have entered the Juicero phase.

Rabbit R1 AI box revealed to just be an Android apparstechnica.com It sounds like the company is now blocking access from "bootleg" APKs.

A tech company lying to hype an unreliable technology? Never! Well, except for all the other times that's happened. Maybe Altman & Holmes can be prison pen pals. Maybe Altman can split a cell with Bankman-Fried.

remember that whole story about how ChatGPT aced the bar exam? Oops! OpenAI 100% just lied about that. It didn't happen. Oopsie! www.nytimes.com/2024/05/15/o...

Opinion | Will A.I. Ever Live Up to Its Hype?www.nytimes.com It’s looking less like an all-powerful being and more like an unreliable intern.

You mean the automated theft machine isn't really a legal super mind that can fix all the world's ills?

One can't PISS away every problem.

I mean you can, but that ends up getting your legs broke by a dude named "Baby Shacks Menacchio"

JFC MS what are you doing? (Tl;dr: that copilot screencap stuff is just a DB in the user folder, requires zero physical access to snatch.) cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog...

Kevin Beaumont (@[email protected])cyberplace.social I got ahold of the Copilot+ software. Recall uses a bunch of services themed CAP - Core AI Platform. Enabled by default. It spits constant screenshots (the product brands then “snapshots”, but the...

"No, you see, it's supposed to be a sewer" www.404media.co/google-ai-po...

Google: AI Potentially Breaking Reality Is a Feature Not a Bugwww.404media.co “While these uses of GenAI are often neither overtly malicious nor explicitly violate these tools’ content policies or terms of services, their potential for harm is significant.”

Of course MBA types loves a tool that can excuse spending less time thinking

And plus it basically does wage theft with plausible deniability. MBAs and PISS are probably a match made in heaven.

Wait, scratch that. Hell. They are a match made in the deepest circles of Hades.

Wild to see this do nearly double the likes but less reposts on twitter. Bluesky is winning.

IT BEGINS

AI image generator shuts down due to lack of profit 🎻

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yes. yesss. YES. YESYESYESYESYES

🔥💸🔥 mastodon.social/@asymco/1125...

Asymco (@[email protected])mastodon.social The AI industry spent $50 billion on chips from Nvidia to train AI in 2023 and brought in $3 billion in revenue.

inshallah

lol, lmao. uh, if you like my low brow jokes about AI, maybe check out my discography I guess: ultraklystron.bandcamp.com it's only $1.

I'm glad we're all excited for the future!

Shocked I've only had one "block me"-type reply so far - this site really works excellently for now. I'm sure this got me on a few new mute lists though, at least if I'm lucky.

LMAO roughly 0.1% of Bluesky posters like this tweet. Aside, today there's been news that some AI systems are really just very poorly paid people hidden behind an API. Now, to be fair, this is A.I., but A.I. as in: Actually Individuals.

I also like when someone replaced TERF, which suggests that transphobia is part of feminism, with Feminist Appropriating Radical Transphobe, or F.A.R.T for short.

I think that was the half of the seed of my thought process here, so good catch.

I always try to avoid using the marketing acronym for statistical slop generators and it certainly doesn't help that one of the big players has it in the name. Only so many ways to say "Sam Altman's clown show". OpenPISS might be just fine

OpenPISS, PISS-made images/video/text, pivoting to PISS, investment bubble in... etc. Sky's the limit here.

PISS on every desktop

New iPhone with new PISS-powered features.

PISS in your pocket/handbag, yeah, that's where the real money is

The light version could be PISSWeak

Generative PISS

Synthetic Human Interface Technology

That sounds like Next Gen PISS

PISS 2.0

SHIT is the new PISS is what people are saying

No, that's virtual reality and metaverse stuff. Slightly different than stolen labor programmed replicator. A slightly different slippery slope.

I await the day where I will see an AI bro's art profile and confidently say "Eww! This profile is full of piss!" :p

I don't even know if it merits being called "information", but I like the rebrand. just maybe not harsh enough :)

Oh, the "information" is there so you it was based on things that were stolen, plagiarized in the first place. The output is: Synthetic Hallucinated Indecipherable Tripe

so you KNOW it was based on** (See, the typos are proof my skeets are not PISS-assisted SHIT.)

you accidentally a word, it's fine. human error 😉

ChatGPT just PISSES (Plagarized Information Synthesis System Extreme Scale)

I like having you in my timezone bro

Me too!

I legit like waking up and having a morning digest of "lets see what the fucking Americans did" and then not have to have micro worries throughout the day since theyre all asleep and thus unable to keep fucking things up

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