Eric Adams has awarded Motionsure Co. a no-bid contract to provide earthquake detectors in all 472 subway stations. “It’s the smart thing and the right thing.”
You laugh but brother spare a thought for the people who are gonna spend the next two hours trapped on the subway. We could send police to escort them to the nearest platform but fare-evaders would take advantage of that compassion
This comedically the smartest dumb thing that he could do... because he's done dumb things like that, and far dumber than that, minus the looking smart part.
Geology goes LOL HOW ABOUT I JUST FLOOD YOUR TUNNELS FOR AWHILE AND THEN BUCKLE YOUR TRACKS BECAUSE I FELT LIKE MOVING A FEW INCHES IN A RANDOM DIRECTION AND THEN CRACK THE SHIT OUT OF THE CEILINGS AND STATION PLATFORMS FOR LULZ