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I haven't been around because I was putting a bit of eyeliner on and it was uneven so I tried to fix it and then I had to do the other eye and then I got some on the wall and then I had to fill in all the walls and now I'm outside lining the sidewalk making it even but I miss you

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Today’s horoscope

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I'm all out of jokes but I've got a wad of Laffy Taffy in my mouth and I'm tryin' to be cool with plagiarism

i always say i'll get it right next time, but there's never a next time

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The World sux & that’s why yous need to start your Christmas lists now. That’s what I’m doin

kinda fucked up no one is feeding me rn

i'm like if an orange cat were a person

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Wash your cock

this is stone cold steve austin giving his chicken a bath your argument is invalid

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Rest in Peace Bob Newhart

on the issue of pride, i may have a lot of work to do

imagine someone who is full of hate tryna teach you how to love

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I’ve always loved orange cats but they never love me back. FITTING, GARBAGE COCK. VERY FITTING.

not to be fresh, but have you seen these peaches omg

there will always be that little voice telling the slightly bigger voice to shut the fuck up

i'm like if an orange cat were a person

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I’m no marriage counselor, but have you ever tried sucking your husband’s dick?

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it might go down to 82 degrees tonight * already has on a hoodie, gets out an extra blanket*

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‘hot girls have ibs’ i sputter while finding god on the bowl

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