Today has been a weird day sitting around waiting for a funeral without a whole lot to do, but on the upside I confirmed my mother is off the doomsday prepper train, my father’s only watching hot rodding videos on YouTube and I have actual boobs growing in nicely now.
Had to make a road trip to my hometown this week so I’m hardcore boymoding and I DO NOT LIKE IT.
Also I hit myself in the right tit with a bathroom door earlier and it hurt for 90 minutes so the E is working
I’m reminded of the time I spent a half-hour as a small child playing with and trying to chew on shotgun shells before someone noticed what I had found IN A TOY BOX
yall ever reflect on childhood memories and realize that shit was not normal at all? lmao
once my granny gave my cousin—who was 3 at the time—the CHAIN FROM HER CEILING FAN to “PLAY WITH.”
THAT BITCH WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM
Thinking about pulling the trigger and transitioning my main account. A little nervous about outing myself so widely but I also kinda hate living a double life all the time
I got new cat-eye glasses today that make me look SO DAMN CUTE even with my hair only grown out a little
There’s something so wonderful about seeing yourself in a mirror with your real hair and not seeing the old me staring back
How do I actually get started on voice training without the ability to get a voice teacher or speech therapist for $Texas a month?
I've looked at Reddit and YouTube but I can't tell if I'm actually doing anything right when I try.
I read @impossiblephd.bsky.social’s entire transition story this morning and only teared up four or five times.
May we all someday have partners as wonderful and loving as your wife, Zoe.
nasa employee: oh hey you're back early
astronaut: moon's horny
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *grabbing a bunch of sex toys and lube and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's horny.
Good morning, biskies! Have you had some water? A bite to eat? Have you taken your meds?
How about giving yourself a big hug for being alive? You deserve kindness and warmth, especially from yourself.
I love the feeling of taking a full shower and getting everything shaved and moisturized and pretty but I HATE how I get so hot doing it that I immediately start sweating my tits off as soon as I’m done
2016: FUCK YOUR FEELINGS
2017: YOU LOST GET OVER IT
2018: DRINKING UR LIBERAL TEARS
2019: FOUR MORE YEARS BITCHES
2020: STOP THE COUNT
2021: WATER THE TREE OF LIBERTY
2022: BURN GROOMER BOOKS!
2023: DEATH TO ALL LIB BABYKILLERS
2024: I, a victim, am being shunned for my conservative beliefs
Smiled at myself in the mirror and can definitely tell something’s different about my face already. Also I was fucking cute smiling at myself even with messy boy hair and stubble
