As always:
There are two races: white and political.
There are two genders: male and political.
There are two religions: Christian and political.
There are two types of gender identity: cis and political.
There are two sexual orientations: straight and political.
Speaking of Lionesses, their visibility is literally helping shape the lives of kids. My niece here wants to be Alessia Russo when she grows up. I didn't even know women footballers existed when I was a kid. You can't be what you don't see, right?
The BBC is going to find it tough to find more ways of getting Nigel Farage on TV when he becomes an MP, but rumours are that he will take over Michael Portillo’s train documentaries, present the Great British Sewing Bee (flags only version) and be the new host of Question Time
Once again my printing firm did the election posters and leaflets for the local MP who is comfortably the most repugnant individual I've ever met. As usual, I've subliminally put 'CUNT' into his puce, racist face. I know it's there, and that's all that matters.
Has anyone else read "No Way To Treat A First Lady"?
In which, as I recall...
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A US president takes loads of Viagra, unaware that his wife is spiking him with Viagra. As is his mistress, and his heart fails under the cumulative load.
I can hope, that's all I'm saying
Music streaming apps should have a function that lets you switch off Deluxe Editions of classic albums. No, I don't want to listen to a demo version of your biggest hit that sounds like it has been recorded on a potato.
Apart from the obvious 'this is a skit, right?', why would this situation encourage anyone to want to vote for the party who've been in charge for fucking forever??
She’s so passionate about women’s rights, she was fucking silent when Roe vs Wade was repealed and only made a snide remark on Twitter when criticised by a trans woman for spending the time targeting trans people instead. Shes utter garbage #JKRowling#Terfdamort
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Son ordered a limited edition vinyl from US, but unfortunately it's his birthday soon, so we keep getting deliveries and they're for 'me'. Hopes dashed again today.
You have to be a special kind of wrong 'un to mock The Frog Chorus. It's a children's song from a charming animation, a lyrical call for solidarity set to a magnificent George Martin orchestration. Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with you, you miserable shit?
