Stephen: I thought my neighbor was a cool punk because her license plate was an abbreviation for “Havoc Girl” but my friend pointed out it was actually HVACGRL and I’m still reeling

I thought my neighbor was a cool punk because her license plate was an abbreviation for “Havoc Girl” but my friend pointed out it was actually HVACGRL and I’m still reeling

A different kind of cool

cool to be hot hot to be cool

This is getting too Huey Lewis for liking…

for the younger generation who have no idea and haven’t heard the news

What is a “polo roid picture” grandpa?

Polo 'rrhoids are saddle sores, no?

they make nouveau ones.

hvac services in desperate need of more female representation

Women have already conquered tankless water heater installation and have their sights on HVAC. I’m supportive, but I also need more Havoc in my life.

Buddy, if you don't think your HVAC going out in a record summer heat is the definition of havoc, ijdkwtty

But she presumably repairs HVACs, thereby alleviating chaos?

The Chaos Alleviator is *IN*

There was an oldtimer who dressed up like a rhinestone cowboy and rode around my neighborhood on a three-wheeled motorcycle with the license plate HAIRDR. I thought it meant High Rider. Nope. He was a hair replacement doctor.

There should be a way to sue these people. I’m sure there is a real High Rider out there somewhere having to settle for an inferior vanity plate because this doctor parked the best one.

He died during the pandy so it's a moot issue now.

I am going to need therapy

Even better

HVACGRL is even cooler and more punk.

Technically correct (the best kind of correct)

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