waylon jennings bryan

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most of the time i have no idea what i’m going on about. so like don’t trip if you don’t get it. now we have something in common.

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finally saw it in the wild and i had to double/triple take these idiotic things look unreal/surreal like you’re accidentally on a movie set. i remain more firm in my stance that these things should not be street legal.

can check

this beer bar has a pool with stools and a bunch of water pistols floating in it

eating tortilla chips and i know what they are but this is an exciting new experience. there are so many condiments to try.

it is entirely possible that someone slipped me a psychadelic because i didn’t take anything of my own accord but that would explain the closed eyed visuals and the walls breathing with me. next time illl take my damn drink to pee in the woods. the cat is really fun though.

big brother and the holding company? o brother where art the association? and what are you holding? could we hold hands?

one of the regulars saw me writing the other day and said “oh god! you’re left handed! that explains so much!” then she took off her sunglasses and went “look me in the eyes - you have green eyes too - you’re a total anomaly!” youtu.be/WQk0xTwZumo?...

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i’m at the pizza place and overboard! just started. i’m going to be here for a minute.

feeling shook up. a person i know who works in the neighborhood came up to me after we had closed and was in a bad way. they’d been assaulted by their partner/roommate and they were wandering around with a few bags and a sleeping bag. they’d been slammed into the wall and thrown down the stairs.

so did england elect a new queen yet?

remake a movie with shrek and make it better the shrek aquatic with shrek zissou

remake a movie with Shrek and make it better When Harry met Shrek

picking a different park closer to home to watch the fireworks. honestly with the heat coming i’d rather stay closer to home and save my juice for when the squeeze is needed because it’s going to be a hot spell coming up.

what really blows my mind about “constitutional originalists” is like they’re denying that the founders lived in a completely different technological era. they shit the bed with the articles of confederation. they got rid of that well before modern bicycles were invented. you got to adapt and go.

…to this day!

the fight continues

remember and be thankful this july fourth that the beastie boys fought for your right to party.

happy fourth of july to everyone who celebrates the occasion

today in 1863 picketts charge was setting forth. eat it losers. eat it racists. when confederate apologists say it was about states rights - states rights to what exactly? several states were very clear in their statements that it was about keeping slavery.

back on my bullshit

the kitchen manager wanted today off they forgot to prep for the special also one of the new cooks isn’t working out so i have a stage coming in this afternoon too?! i’m gonna be one tired lad at the end of this

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Your life is a beautiful poem about a pure soul and its often clumsy attempts to pilot an untrained and somewhat broken animal.

my july 1,2,3 tradition continues this year. after bicycle pizza night i’ll go home and watch the july 1 part. tomorrow is bayonets! day

as much as i feel satisfied by being a culinary janissary/assassin it’s so fulfilling to wake up from a nap on a day off and the cat is right there by my shoulder seeing how i’m doing. free life advice: get a cat. they’re freaking wonderful

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im kind of a big deal on the island of misfit toys

“the goddamn dutch east india company” he muttered as he put on his (german) clogs to ride his bicycle to the train station

you ever think about how the Dutch invented the modern structure of capitalism and colonization and then used adorable windmills, cute cities and gorgeous tulips as a psyop against us so we would forget that they are to blame for this mess?

“he felt that he would not need his body anymore so he left it on the side of the ditch” so brilliant. so beautiful. honestly, that’s how i want to die.

omg i’m bawling in public. because this is beautiful and how i’d like to go out

omg this book is so intense and i don’t want to spoil the evening crying in public

haven’t had a saturday night off in years so it’s pizza time. also it’s raining a bit and i’m loving that too. it’s been the week plus from hell but this is goddamn delightful. peace be with you. rage against the machine.

got hit by a car on the way to work today. the bike and i should be okay but damn. life can be tough sometimes. the bruises are going to suck.

at a certain point i started crying and i can’t articulate why. there is so much tiredness and sadness and anxiety and i’m only one person. my kitchen manager is not a chef and does a marginal job. i’m the one who trains these inexperienced people into culinary aes sedai. if they will listen.

all flats. chipotle side of bleu for the tots.