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it's charloh! from online (it/its)

@charloh.bsky.social

hello we are char and Shiloh from online of the internet. plural, nonbinary, disabled, depressed. we will post about drinking and being sad and drinking about being sad. will also yell about the seattle kraken a lot. 40 or something like it. acab.
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ACAB always included "isreal" who do you think taught your local bastard to properly attack civilians, kill the elderly, and violently opress the neighborhoods they occupy?
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charloh lore drop! we can trace our first marriage to a literal coin flip our second marriage is ALSO a result of that coin flip but more directly a result of our drug use following the first divorce It's all CONNECTED
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"pisses your dick off* ma'am we're all trying to understand what happened here tonight
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you can't sea me
John Cena is hosting Shark Week this summer as a test run for the presidency.
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I consider mighty tails and I cannot lie you other whalers can't deny when a devil comes in with alabaster skin you get RAGE
The more I consider this mighty tail, the more do I deplore my inability to express it.
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our coworkers: I could never live in California because of the earthquakes those same coworkers, now in the path of a hurricane: BRING IT, WE NEED THE RAIN make it make sense!!! one of these things is pretty easy to mitigate with architectural design and it's not the fuckin hurricane!!!
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"this tastes like ass", we say as a resident expert with multiple credentials
"this taste just like heaven" i say, knowing exactly what heaven tastes like because i have traveled there to retrieve an empty cool whip container full of it on occasion
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haha, as if we love anything that can be monetized. we don't even love ourself that way.
ruin the only thing you love by doing it for a living
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I feel bad! so anxious and sad! I feeeeeel bad depressed and so sad now I got you
(millennial James Brown) I feel bad
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*slips you a fifty dollar bill* if the moss overtakes us in our slumber that's all yours to keep
Goodnight. Here is a lovely, soft moss bed for you. 💚
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42 is the legal limit
"a fan stabbed him 40 times in the chest" at what point do you stop considering someone to be a fan
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as an alcoholic whose disability makes crouching difficult, and being prone to late night food orders, we keep a bowl near our toilet for early morning vomit sessions. it gets used 3-4 days a week.
What horrible wretched thing do you do in your home. Share it with the group
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if you can't skin your own, store bought is fine! you can buy them by the barrel on Amazon
more than one way to skin a cat, or just get them pre-skinned like the rest of us do