Patrixmyth

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@miriam.lol so relieved you’re back! I was genuinely sad to contemplate this place without you. You’re kind of a pillar here :)

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Yachts are a gateway drug.

The orcas are hitting the yachts for their product, and dealing to the sharks. This was inevitable.

Very good interview. Won’t jinx it, but it’s close to what I do now, and pays a little more. Just a little more driving, but that’s what audiobooks are for.

In case it comes up, Bob's Discount Furniture actually has no connection to Bob's Burgers, and absolutely no sense of humor about you walking in wearing a burger costume and playing a fart sound board.

I've always loved the idea of encoding actual data in DNA because I absolutely want to backup my family photos into the neighborhood squirrels.

The orcas are hitting the yachts for their product, and dealing to the sharks. This was inevitable.

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Hey #ttrpg folx! I normally don't self promote, but as I'm nearing the final parts of my editing and nearing the alpha download stage of my Horror game's second edition. I'd be delighted if you'd be willing to follow me for some design and writing stuff.

iHole is a hybrid health/fitness and personal productivity tool that not only tracks your bowel movements but can ALSO accurately predict your next ‘call of the wild’. The device weighs less than 2 lbs, is IP67 rated, affordable, and ad subsidized!

Working on my first hybrid political horror historical novel, Guests of Oprah.

How come no one ever asks ME to forget all previous instructions? That sounds like a hoot.

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Regular whales are now in on the act www.cnn.com/2024/07/23/s...

Watch: Whale breaches water and lands on boat in New Hampshire | CNNwww.cnn.com Video shows the moment a whale breaches onto a boat in Portsmouth Harbor, nearly sinking the vessel.

‘It’s not like you’re born to a famous family and the red carpet rolls out for you’ This is something only a young person from a famous family could believe. In particular, a young person who doesn't have a non-nepo friend to slap them around a bit.

There's nothing in the rulebook that says you can't expand Supreme Court with dogs.

Never lead with describing a person as someone's ex. There is no excuse. If they're worth mentioning, then they're worth their own summary before you connect them to someone else. This is non-negotiable.

I'm avoiding applying to software developer jobs because it's been something I did, not enjoyed, and it's sad how often they bundle them with system administration (which I like), and process improvement (which I'm particularly good at). Like hiring a race car driver based on his car repair skills.

I'm basically a social media lentil. No one is like 'fuck yeah, lentils!', but solid, filling, not going to ruin your night. Might come across a serrano in there sometimes if you're lucky.

Did not expect this one to be so eternally relevant.

Be safe out there tonight. Don't cut off any pickup trucks. Gonna be some frayed nerves.

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Americans question? I’m on the Chicago green line at the moment and a gentleman in a safety vest and a shoulder harness holding many small tubes crossed into the car. He said “wares wares wares” and someone bought a tube from him. What is he selling? Seems impossible to be illegal so openly.

I keep a large jar of blackberry jam in my fridge. It's too old to eat, but too pretty to throw away. Does anyone else have fridge art?

Enough of that. Re-muting the orange words.

Dog went missing, and we searched all day. A good neighbor found her at 9am, checked her chip and returned her by 3pm. The chip registrar screwed up, or she'd have been back by lunch. If your pooch is chipped check your information! They'd transferred a name and phone# from a different state.

Sometimes I wonder if the last person driving a Highlander will gain immortality, or at least some cool lightning will happen.

I've been a little torn. Some very large accounts left over the last 2 weeks, and I feel like I should note it, but there's not really an 'issue' involved. They got tired of the same old shit and left. Decided eventually it wasn't useful to note it.

Respect people not voting. Respect people voting. Respect people.

I think Harris should vet Manchin for VP, but just to fuck with him.

My always ignored advice for new arrivals to bsky is to follow other new arrivals instead of giant accounts. You will annoy the giant accounts easily while you're learning the bsky way, and get blocked often. Other new accounts will be more forgiving and eager to follow you back generally.

Pardon your kid, Joe.

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Harris should pick Scott Kelly for veep and just pretend that its Mark Kelly to get AZ votes without having to risk the AZ senate seat.

You know what, fuck it, I have an opinion to share. Kamala Harris should pick Mark Kelly, Arizona Senator and former Astronaut.