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@orcishlaw.bsky.social

Lawyer. Gamer. Lawyer who represents game developers. Former musical theatre performer. He/him. Profile pic by @lartist. Black Lives still Matter. Fight fascists. Protect trans kids.
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BREAKING NEWS: Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which instead came in third in initial results as polling stations closed.
Projections in France's election show voters rejecting the far rightwww.npr.org Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which ...
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This weather is super fun. Good thing we only have 10+ more weeks of it!
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i refuse to believe that americans who watched the debate think that biden’s first 15 minutes are somehow stronger evidence of old age decline than falling asleep, *in public*, DURING YOUR OWN FUCKING CRIMINAL TRIAL, *IN COURT IN FRONT OF THE JUDGE AND JURY*, but, you know, i’m not a columnist.
Trump’s public schedule showed that on most days, he worked (“worked”), like three hours a day. And this isn’t even a “Biden can’t work late at night” issue. It’s a Biden is pulling back on SCHEDULED EVENTS that start after 8pm, which is actually a good idea for most people.
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Molly hasn't forgotten what happened last night.
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Fuckers are setting off the very illegal big fireworks about 30 feet from my house. They're so loud that I feel my floor vibrate when they go off. Molly is hiding under the bed.
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Could @darthbluesky.bsky.social or someone explain to Molly that even though it's 9pm, it's still 105 outside? I haven't been able to get through to her that she needs to wait a bit longer.
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Could @darthbluesky.bsky.social or someone explain to Molly that even though it's 9pm, it's still 105 outside? I haven't been able to get through to her that she needs to wait a bit longer.
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this is a brilliant point that I was struggling to articulate.
Speaking as a semanticist, it's wild to me that they are phrasing it in terms of whether an *act* is characterized as "official", when what they seem to actually be talking about is whether there exists a *description* of the act that can be characterized as "official".
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Good morning to all my legal colleagues rolling into the office this morning in an open bathrobe, boxers, a stained t-shirt, and mismatched fluffy house slippers, clinging a bottle of vodka and answering every question with “What does it fucking matter, nothing’s real anyhow.”
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NEW: Rudy Giuliani has been disbarred in New York www.nycourts.gov/courts/ad1/c...
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OK on a day like today I think we all need to read my absolute favorite judicial opinion ever as a palate cleanser.
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Oldest kid is playing through Armored Core on my Steam account, which means that I can't also be playing Elden Ring right now. Because I am a GOOD PARENT, I am letting this injustice continue and instead went to go lie down.
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There are two elements to the immunity decision that are particularly extreme in a way that many will miss: (1) motive is irrelevant and (2) immune acts are not just excluded from prosecution, they’re excluded from evidence. /1
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I just made this same analogy to my spouse, except I used "god king" and "demi-god philosopher kings".
We get to live under our one federal monarch, aided by his 9 earls or dukes or whatevertf mini-monarchs used to be called in the Dark Ages
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Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay “People said that there was one law for the rich and one law for the poor, but it wasn't true. There was no law for those who made the law, and no law for the incorrigibly lawless.”
Discworld QOTD, from Maskerade “Nanny Ogg was basically a law-abiding person when she had no reason to break the law, and therefore had that kind of person’s attitude to law-enforcement officers, which was one of deep and permanent distrust.”
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Molly has the right idea for today.
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This... I haven't read it yet, but this could well be catastrophic. The judiciary arrogated all administrative expertise to itself AND it'll hear challenges to every rule forever?
First SCOTUS Opinion of the Day: Corner Post v. Federal Reserve. Justice Barrett (6-3, standard 3 liberals in dissent) writes that a claim under the APA does not accrue until plaintiff is injured by final agency action. According to dissent, this is a "staggering" decision, undercutting agencies.
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I'm not going to read the opinion today. I woke up late and have already seen enough. Maybe I'll be in a better head space tomorrow. Don't feel that you need to doom scroll today, folks.
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Fitting that I just just watched a performance of Hamilton yesterday. Who can forget the stirring words from Washington's aria as he's leaving office: "We fought to make me a leader that no law can bind; I could shoot you in the street and nobody would mind."
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Ok, what the hell, weather? My app said 103 degrees as of 7pm, so I refreshed it, and at 8:15pm it's 104! It's still June, dammit!
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If you're catching up, the news in France in 2 tweets. —Far-right: historic night. They could win majority next week, but nothing certain. —Left: Robust 2nd. Dominating cities. Still, not what it was hoping. —Macronists: 3rd, will lose many seats. Tho many incumbents resisted.
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Cartoon: Don't be sad Pride Month is ending tonight. Let us also remember that it is Bannon Goes To Jail Eve!
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